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No, politicians are supposed to give people what they want, not promise they'll bring grocery prices down, then after they're elected, say "Bringing down grocery prices is really hard." For fuck's sake, is there anything Trump could do that you wouldn't make excuses for? Bloody fan-boy.

So. . . when he fails, you're going to slap him on the shoulder and say "Ya gave it a hell of a try, champ?" Yay.

Can we throw 'em in the river and see if they float?

Wiener.

And that's on them, if true. Doesn't excuse any racism you may harbo(u)r.

We'll buy it as long as that's cost-effective. Then we'll take it.

Kinda like there weren't enough Poles to keep the Nazis outta Russia. C'est la vie.

Meh, if the need arises, we'll take your uranium.

Yep, passed from Britain to the U.S. like Hawaii.

You're welcome.

So are uranium and plutonium. We need that shit for bombs.

Y'all should probably do something about that.

Does ya be-LEEEEEEEV, brother?!?!?! I see it as structural unsoundness.

Are we gonna have to separate you two?

And another. . . in. . . wait a minute. . . Sweden? DAMN those Americans! I blame Trudeau and Biden.

It amazes me how many people think "bring manufacturing back home" will result in good ol' Happy Days factories employing 5000 men each, and paying them enough to afford a stay-at-home wife, three kids, and two cars. Not gonna happen. If we we actually do bring manufacturing back home, the...

Replace "some" with "most," and you're spot on!

Rube is correct, but I think the specific term is "mark." Rubes make great marks.

Patience. He's gradually moving from OIL! OIL! OIL! to the notion that there are other ways to generate electricity. There is always the chance that, before he dies, he'll actually come around to "There are a lot of different ways to generate electricity. Use the one(s) that best apply to...

Like all obvious, sensible ideas, the "common man" using "common sense" will resist it with his dying breath. The "common man" is an idiot.