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Little gift to Canadian Conservatives from Donnie Dipshit.

Yeah. . . um. . . Donny? The problem with using tax data to find illegal immigrants to deport is that your average raping, murdering, drug-dealing, MS-13 gangbanger doesn't file a tax return.

Wait. . . I thought education was all a CommieNaziFagTardLibrul plot to turn Canadian children into commie Nazi trans fags?

Hush, now. Cons are working hard to deny he's a Froggy.

"I never understood people who come back from the game saying 'We won!' No, THEY won. You watched." --Jerry Seinfeld

Pretty much. First-degree can apply in the situation you describe, but it's a tough lift. The "classic" first-degree murder is where you hate Fred Farkle cuz he done ya wrong, so ya get yer shootin' iron down off the wall, load her up, and head out to Fred's place to give him some hot lead...

You mean. . . tax money pays for a large part of your health care? Well. . . nothing socialist about that.

My condolences, Ron. I know how desperately you wanted to be Donny's bitch.

Y'all have Trump to thank for this. I hope Carny sent him a nice card.

You write a cheque to your doctor? My, how capitalist of you. The lying, that is.

Well then, git yerself a shootin' iron and you'll be the boss. Briefly.

Typically, first-degree murder is only appropriate when the accused set out with the intention of killing a specific person or persons.

You're just not desperate enough. Yet. . .

Do people actually pay for their own health care in Alberta?

Anybody who wages war against innocents for political purposes is a terrorist. Unless they have cool planes n' stuff. Remember. . . a 500-pound bomb delivered by a Toyota is terrorism. A 500-pound bomb delivered by a Boeing is statecraft.

Can they diagnose goofy walks?

Um. . . how is this different from the U.S., or Germany, or Britain, or any other allegedly developed country? Only place I can think of it don't happen is Mongolia, and that's cuz it's hard to get a yak up to speed.

That's what they WANT you to think. . .

If that's the kind of world you want to live in, I hope you live far from me.