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His Ninth did rather better.

Great warriors. Piss-poor engineers.

They are the Men of Westernesse, as are the Albertans and the Texans. Or so they like to tell themselves. Of course, real men wouldn't have allowed their kingdom to be destroyed in the first place.

Which one? Trump?

Maybe Alberta and Texas could get together and form the Republic of Whiny-Ass Little Cowards Who Take Their Marbles and Go Home. Meh, probably not. RW-ALCWTTMGH doesn't really scan. How 'bout "Westernesse?"

Good thing global warming is a HOAX!

Illegal immigrants.

Conservatism in a nutshell.

To be fair, the suit's pretty loud too.

If drowning in stupid is possible, that's China's fate.

We'll see if they have the longevity of Ludwig Van. Actually, no, we won't.

They won them all in one year, except the Europa Cup, seeing as they're always too good to fall low enough to be in the consolation tournament.

When the Yanks finally figured out what the song was about, they threw an absolute FIT! Most radio stations refused to play anything by the Kinks for years after. Fucking imbeciles.

"This PROVES the reality of global temperature change warming climate blah blah blah!" --Canadian liberals "Means nothing. The global climate is cooling, compared to some totally irrelevant period in the distant past blah blah blah!| --Canadian conservatives "Well. . . shit." -- Residents of...

You think intimidating close allies is a good thing?

They make the distinctive "SQUEEEEE!" sound in flight.

Young Red Green's first project. . .

Well. . . the "corresponding dips" part makes sense. . . Cuz only a total dip would plunk down eighteen skins for. . . bread.

Um. . . actually, it kinda is. . . In theory, pigs actually can fly. They generally get kinda upset when you shove a rocket up their asses, though. Nonsense. There's also roulette.

Oh, dear. It's an outrage, I tells ya. . . zzzzzzz.