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Okey-dokey!

What is it about a 70-ton machine of death and destruction that says "family" to you? I surely do hope Hair Furor's tragic bonespur disability doesn't keep him from attending (again).

Yep. I sang "Okie from Muscogee" at a karaoke in Kuroki. Say THAT five times fast. . .

Most of the cost will be borne by the District of Columbia. Cuz Trump's so popular there.

Poor bastards. Well, they volunteered.

Or maybe that's "seventy-six bombs thrown. . ." Well, it's time for the big parade to celebrate the Dear Leader's Birfday! The way they got this one set up, you need a permit to be on the public streets of the Nayshun's Capidull. Apparently they're terribly worried that somebody might hurt...

Karaoke.

Muskokie.

Nah, I let the Army do their thing, poor guys. Weather's calling for thunderstorms.

Very clever. For you.

Pretty much. I don't do parades. Gave up on that shit after I was in 'em for a few years.

You realize you're talking to Canadians, right? They aren't doing anything in the ME. This particular ass-kicking is brought to you by Israel, with the capable backing, arming, and financing of the good ol' USA.

It'll be a day of performative fuckwittery like no other!

Devil's got some cool tunes. Beats hell outta listening to drunk assholes belt out Christmas carols.

Or "The vacuum sucks less."

How about for apocalyptic be-bop?

Don't be any more of a fool than strictly necessary. Lawyers don't use bolt cutters. "A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns." --Mario Puzo, The Godfather

They bathe. That's pretty much it. Well, that and the jokes.

Where's the con job? He raised taxes.

I blame the Canadian dentist.