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You're a "secular Catholic" if you haven't been to Mass since your balls dropped, or even have never been to Mass, but the Prod terrorists in Northern Ireland kill you anyway because you live in the wrong neighbourhood.

An American visiting Belfast, Northern Ireland, was sitting in a bar having a beer when he was approached by a rather belligerent local who demanded "Are ye a Protestant or a Catholic?" The American replied "Actually, I'm a Jew." Undeterred, the Ulsterman pressed on "Well, are ye a Protestant...

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics And the Catholics hate the Protestants And the Hindus hate the Muslims And everybody hates the Jews! --Tom Lehrer, National Brotherhood Week

Wait. . . lemmings can VOTE in Canaduh? Damn.

I'm sure they are. Go outside and play.

Yes, dear. Go outside and play.

No, but if it's part of a herd or flock, we wipe out the herd or flock. Are you unfamiliar with this? It's better known in the context of hoof-and-mouth disease, but it's a practice that goes back to the 1800s at least. You detect some cases of hoof-and-mouth, you wipe out the herd, to the...

Ah, I see. You didn't know the term and were unable to puzzle it out, so you went with seven-year-old "humour." Carry on.

Ah, the Canadian "humour." Well done! For you.

So. . . which supercarrier will we threaten the Saudis with?

I'm not sure what the shock-shock-horror-horror is all about. This is a method of disease control that goes back at least a couple of centuries. It's sad, but considered necessary to stop an epidemic from becoming a pandemic. Is it because they're cuter than cows? (They're not.)

Precisely. Dozy Don woke from his nap one day, and his eye happened to catch Venezuela. The rest is history-in-the-making.

Umm. . . yeah. Cultures that hold a woman's place is to cook supper and have babies (from which many of these immigrants come) tend to have a higher birthrate than cultures where couples tend to be two working adults with a plan for what kid of family they want. The general trend down...

Technically correct. The correct term is "ephebophile." Still a crime to traffic underage girls.

It caught his attention. Why does a baby focus on this or that toy?

He's bluffing. It's what he does.

harrylee seething with jealousy. . .

Yep, petros is arguing with one (or more) of his other personalities again. . .

Yep, Trump coulda fucked every teeny-bopper from New York to LA. Makes no damn difference to anything. He shoulda gone with "Go ahead. Release whatever you want." from the jump.

Adolf Hitler had one big ball Goering had two, but very small Himmler was very sim'lar And Goebbels had no balls at all --Music by F.J. Ricketts, lyrics by unknown