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Yep. You're not only sliding down the moral curve, you're picking up speed!

Yep, the five permanent members, who have veto power, are the U.S., Russia, um. . . Luxembourg, . . . Alabama, . . . and. . . hmmm. . . Schenectady!

Maybe he's doing a mea culpa.

They Came From Outer Space. Duh.

Are Jews halal?

When you say "the UN," are you speaking of the General Assembly (a talking shop), the International Court of Justice (limited jurisdiction), or the Security Council (the only part with teeth, where the U.S. veto guarantees no action against Israel).

Vladimir Putin responded "The cemetery is very peaceful."

Who cares? I'm not particularly interested in your views on quantum physics or medieval French poetry, though I'd listen respectfully and with interest to your informed views on the transportation industry. What does the "head" of Canada's automotive parts industry know about Canola? Hell, if...

I'd say it's more like "closing a paragraph in this two-year chapter of the seventy-some year war."

Yer ugly and yer mama dresses ya funny.

Species extinction is a Liberal plot to raise taxes! I blame True Dope.

Um. . . yeah. Backing the wrong horse has consequences.

Simplifies the task of providing security for ex-presidents enormously.

Hawking the freak show. That's why I get along OK here. Experience.

I'm mad they banned pouring your used motor oil down the storm sewer.

No, but it has been awarded the title of Miss Saskatchewan and is the odds-on favorite for Miss Canada.

Learn it in 3 days in a travelling carny.

I kinda like the Minot Inoffensive, Non-Aggressive Rodents!

I thought the basic proposition of Christianity boils down to "We're all assholes, and we deserve what's coming, unless we kiss the Big Guy's ass." By "the Big Guy," I mean God. He just THINKS he's Donald Trump.

Well, that's a bit of a climb-down from "end the war in 24 hours."