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Right? Who the fuck wants an honest lawyer?

Well, when you wander around setting other people's borders for them without consulting them, there's bound to be trouble. Poor Brits. Still unable to accept that their glory days are behind them forever.

You'd prefer. . . what? A lifelong career politician in any of those roles? Yeah, that'd be WAY better.

Good. We don't need a bunch of silly socialists wandering around saying "G'day, eh?" Annoying bastards.

Enjoy.

So. . . basically it's the Brits' fault? Figures. Pretty much everything is. And what isn't is usually the French.

Up your back passage works for me.

Keep?

I know you don't believe it. You reject anything that doesn't fit your pre-made conclusion.

I'm still 50-50 on this. Are you genuinely stupid, or just playing to support your shitheaded political views?

We have testimony from an eyewitness.

You mean, if you don't suck his itty-bitty wiener in public, they deserve government action based on the content of their speech?

I got shot by an unspecified Brown person yesterday.

I will. Until Donny Dipshit outlaws it. I know. I'm conservative. The progressives never get it right because even their best ideas never get enough traction to produce more than half measures. Take racial discrimination in education, employment, and housing, for example. The...

Governments.

I assume, then, you being all fair and evenhanded an' stuff, you wouldn't care what Liberal Candidate X did in her/his personal life? You'd be all about them "wanting freedumb?" By the way, does Trump's alleged love o' freedumb hold when Jimmy Kimmel criticizes him? Or is that when the sends...

Federal Censorship Commission.

Dead people don't kill anybody.

Israel ain't what it used to be. Back in the day, it cheerfully fired on U.S. Navy ships. Nowadays, they can't even muster the spine to sink a few civilian boats.

Of course. Why would you stop killing Muslims?