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    Donald Trump Announces 2016 White House Bid

    To be fair, he's not "weak and inept" enough to be spewing his bile on an obscure internet site.
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    Hamas attacks Israel

    Whatever da fuq they serve up next. There's no point trying to figure out what those assholes are up to.
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    Deciding victory is up to God, in the past and future

    Would you ever fuck off? I bloody well EXPECT an all-powerful Gawd to be wise. What's the point if He's a drunken fucking moron?
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    US reduces British tariffs as two countries agree trade deal

    Charlie's wiping his mouth and Trump's zipping up his fly.
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    Hamas attacks Israel

    It's the Power of Stupid.
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    Killing Libruls Fer JEE-zuss

    Yes, that's what the great William Socrates said in his play Henry VI, Part 2.
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    God's promise is true and will be fulfilled

    A vegetarian diet would kill an obligate carnivore. So, yeah, cool story, bro.
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    God's promise is true and will be fulfilled

    Can't answer the question? That's OK, we figured out long ago you ain't real bright.
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    A way for the Iranians to combat the Zionists of Tel Aviv

    The Devil quotes Scripture to suit his purposes.
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    Trump 2.0

    Marching in formation and in step is the best way to get a group from Point A to Point B quickly and without losing anybody along the way. That said, the stamping and stiff-legging is just performative bullshit, meant to display machismo and, ironically, submission.
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    A way for the Iranians to combat the Zionists of Tel Aviv

    I'm not sure Jesus would approve of expressing your concern by advocating slaughter.
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    The Tarriff Hype.

    A few times. "Tat" never came up.
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    Killing Libruls Fer JEE-zuss

    Depends. What do you mean by "open carry laws?" Laws permitting open carry but forbidding concealed carry? Laws forbidding open carry? Meh, either way, wouldn't have made any difference.
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    The Tarriff Hype.

    Computer error
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    The Tarriff Hype.

    What exactly is "tat?" I always wondered, cuz if I have any of it laying around, I'd be happy to swap it for some tit!
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    Killing Libruls Fer JEE-zuss

    Better shot, anyhow.
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    Trump 2.0

    Don't they look just like on Seal Team? Lord, don't they look the best? When we trot 'em out at halftime Or the seventh-inning stretch They stand up in their uniforms And help us sell the show Dying by their own hands For reasons we don't know --James McMurtry, Operation Never Mind
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    Killing Libruls Fer JEE-zuss

    Link (paywalled, but the important part's here)
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    King presents Coldstream Guards with new colours

    If that's your idea of "nothing worse," you've lived a most fortunate life.
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    Brit is sole survivor of Indian plane crash which kills 241

    By that standard, you're some fucked-up mongrel mix of Celt, German, and whatever crawled out of the woodpile.