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How 'bout a couple of truckloads of softwood. . . prairie.

Reminds me of the PDA policy in school.

OK, I think I see the problem here. Quit trying to corral the fire. Extinguish it! Morons.

Well, NOW anybody who wants to attack Tay-Tay is gonna have to deal with Travis Kelce! And his big brother!

Well, you have plenty of practice whining about how hard-done-by you are, so you'd fit right in in Israel.

According to Israel, if your mom is a Jew, you're a Jew.

Ain't but one poll that counts, Sunny Jim.

Wait. . . you send HOCKEY TEAMS to war? Hmm. . . actually, that makes a lot of sense. . .

As much as Reform is "on track" to take over government.

That's not secure!

Cool. I'm "on track" to play quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens.

OK, I had hoped that would be a lot sexier than it turned out.

Hey, we NEED that softwood for our security!

Ah, the No-Hope Party. Always bold when there's no possibility you'll have to do anything.

Brits never were big on freedom of speech. We put it in the Constitution, and the predecessor Virginia Bill of Rights, specifically because the British definition leaned toward "freedom of speech the government approves of."

In the REALLY IMPORTANT news, Travis Kelce and Tay-Tay announced their engagement on Instagram! Squeeeeee! Please, in the name of all that is decent and just, make it stop.

I'm sure it is to those who drink your Kool-Aid.

Good to know.

Yep. Turns out a five-foot, 102-pound Mexican woman with two kids on her back can out-work a big ol' Norte conservative without even thinking about it. Unless the "work" is running their mouths, that is.

Just out of idle curiosity, what's the 51st?