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I'd say it's more like "closing a paragraph in this two-year chapter of the seventy-some year war."

Yer ugly and yer mama dresses ya funny.

Species extinction is a Liberal plot to raise taxes! I blame True Dope.

Um. . . yeah. Backing the wrong horse has consequences.

Simplifies the task of providing security for ex-presidents enormously.

Hawking the freak show. That's why I get along OK here. Experience.

I'm mad they banned pouring your used motor oil down the storm sewer.

No, but it has been awarded the title of Miss Saskatchewan and is the odds-on favorite for Miss Canada.

Learn it in 3 days in a travelling carny.

I kinda like the Minot Inoffensive, Non-Aggressive Rodents!

I thought the basic proposition of Christianity boils down to "We're all assholes, and we deserve what's coming, unless we kiss the Big Guy's ass." By "the Big Guy," I mean God. He just THINKS he's Donald Trump.

Well, that's a bit of a climb-down from "end the war in 24 hours."

What percentage of homicides in Canada last year were committed by Islamic extremists? How many drunk-driving deaths were there? How many by bear attacks? Seems to me what's killing the most people is a pretty fair definition of your greatest threat.

War is between nation-states or self-proclaimed nation-states. Israeli propaganda aside, its war is against Gaza, not Ham-ass. Just like our war was against Germany, not the People's Workers' Farmers' Laborers' Dole-rats National Socialist Peaceloving Blah Blah Blah Party.

Have you considered the many opportunities in telemarketing?

To which the residents of Hiroshima, Dresden, and Nagasaki replied "That's pretty big talk for a one-eyed fat man."

The New York declaration I'm most familiar with is "Hey, asshole! Where'd ya learn to drive, Joisey?!

Start with Quebec. Revoke it's provincial status, impose English-only, and deport anybody that don't like it.

Refugees as weapons. Mean little pricks, those Iranians.

Pharrell is happy.