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  1. Hoof Hearted

    Yet Another 'Pretendian' Outed in Canada-Why is it Always Women Anyway?

    "I acknowledge the pain experienced by Indigenous Peoples as a result of this matter... Strong's statement said. "The university has serious concerns with the additional information revealed in Dr. Bourassa's responses to the media and with the harm that this information may be causing...
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    Screenplay I'm Writing

    Q: What's 10 feet long and has 14 teeth? A: The dinner table at BOOMer's family reunion.
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    Misheard Song Lyrics

    My French wife told me a funny story tonight. She said when she was young, she heard Bonnie Tyler's song "It's a Heartache" on the radio and thought to herself... Why is this woman singing about a hard egg? lol! Another beauty... A Radio DJ in my city related a story where a guy phoned the...
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    Screenplay I'm Writing

    I remember years ago i told this lame joke I made up on another website. This woman decided to clinically break down my joke. She goes... "Well, then. A Baker's Dozen is always 13 so the Colonel should have recruited 13 pastry chefs!" I replied..."No. The 12 pastry chefs PLUS Jack Baker...
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    Screenplay I'm Writing

    It's set during the War. Colonel Jack Baker recruits 12 pastry chefs to go into battle with him. The title of my film? "Baker's Dozen"
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    Transgender Non Binary Person

    Nah. My friend's brother had the full reverse monty done. Hell I flew him to Quebec City for the surgery. If you'd have seen him even as a kid the first thought in your head would probably have been, "That poor bugger should have been born a girl". It's the ones that keep their junk while...
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    Transgender Non Binary Person

    I dunno man. For a website full of supposedly straight middle age males, there seems to be an awful lot of talk about penises, balls and ass. Just sayin'...
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    Former PM Chretien on inflation concerns, current affairs

    Right up there with this gem...
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    Former PM Chretien on inflation concerns, current affairs

    It was former Cabinet Minister David Dingwall.
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    Transgender Non Binary Person

    An oldie but a goody...
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    Transgender Non Binary Person

    Er... I Believe Hi (is in) Order? That's the best i could come up with. :)
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    Transgender Non Binary Person

    My buddy and I came up with an acronym to describe a hot woman...so if we're out and about we can say it out loud and she won't know what we mean. IBHO. (I'd Bend Her Over) Oh well, at least it's harmless and discreet.
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    Transgender Non Binary Person

    The bisexual theme song should be...'Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.'
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    Transgender Non Binary Person

    "they don’t even know if they want in the face or ass" It's a shame your mother didn't have the same idea...you never would've been around to start this obtuse thread.
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    Transgender Non Binary Person

    Pieces of advice I've given to my daughters over the years... 1) You might have to kiss a few frogs before you find your Prince. 2) Just because someone is older than you, does not mean they are smarter than you. 3) If a thousand people tell you you're wrong, but you know in your heart you...
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    Transgender Non Binary Person

    It's okay, taxslave... A cute chick on my mental health forum said I put the 'hot' in psychotic! :)
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    Transgender Non Binary Person

    I can't count how many friends my daughters lost over the years when they mentioned their Dad had schizophrenia.
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    Transgender Non Binary Person

    I'd venture to guess that 99.9999% of transgendered individuals are harmless...probably only harmful to themselves. The only schizophrenics you hear about in the news are the one's who go into movie theatres with guns. So the majority of people figure all schizophrenics are psychotic...