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So my brother's sideburns were going grey. So he bought this dye/ gel at a discount store to color them. He told me he applied the gel...looked in the mirror...and in about 30 seconds he looked like the world's biggest asshole! I couldn't stop laughing! :)

As best you can, and in only a few words...describe Trump's hair. I'll start... Unwieldy squirrel carcass.

So my 14 year old daughters just used their GPS on their phones to guide me to a correct destination in no time flat today. They've also synced up their phones to control our television...and they've downloaded an app which scans my lotto tickets to see if they are winners. They've done all of...

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/thousand-oaks-shooting-today-california-borderline-bar-victims-death-toll-police-a8623661.html

I'm talking about disgraced members of Ford's party and Clement from the federal Conservatives. How is being a sex letch all of a sudden classified as an addiction? I don't get it.

When a Republican father plays catch with his son, and the little boy drops the ball, Dad teaches him how to correctly make a catch and to keep trying and practicing until he becomes proficient at it. When a Democrat father watches his son drop the ball, he ceases playing the game and asks the...

MASH was the most watched television show in history during it's day. And we all know how much pop culture can influence nations. That flaming wuss character known as B.J. Hunnicut changed the way and redefined how men were perceived. Before that effeminate wimp came on to our TV screens...

Trumpppppp!!!!!! This hate has got to stop!!!!!

The killer in the new Halloween movie remake is so old, he's going to be chasing people in their homes using the Acorn Stair Lift!

I've been saying for years to anybody who would listen, that a big problem in America lies in their sense of humour and the lack of self-deprecation it entails. Brits and Canadians have the ability to laugh at ourselves on a daily basis. American humour is all 'in your face'...'at ya'...etc...

Is he/ she an angry Radical Righty?...or a Loony Lefty trying to stir the pot? I vote for the Loony Lefty. The timing (just before the midterms) is suspicious. And because this bomber knows many of the even more obscure Democrats, I'm doubting it's some brainless Hillbilly with an axe to grind...

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/8xjp7g/bomb-mailed-to-hillary-clintons-home-intercepted-by-secret-service

Ontario School Board Pressures Teachers Not To Teach Racist "To Kill a Mockingbird" https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/ontario-school-board-accused-of-pressuring-teachers-not-to-teach-racist-to-kill-a-mockingbird Thoughts?

https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/postal-union-issues-strike-notices-could-start-rotating-job-action-monday-1.4136886 CUPW could start rotating strikes this coming Monday. Canada Post is the delivery agent for weed...so I imagine all of the outraged potheads will be joining the Posties on the...

...but Alexa just scolded me for drinking out of the milk carton! :)

https://www.france24.com/en/20181010-has-world-gone-mad-mental-health-disorders-rise-every-country-globally The World Health Organization (WHO) estimates that around 300 million people worldwide have depression and 50 million have dementia. Schizophrenia is estimated to affect 23 million...

Okay, we're all flawed to one degree or another. But who would you choose among us to become a sitting Judge on the Supreme Court? I'd go with Mowich...possibly T-Bones. You?

Just thought I'd clear that one up for the #metoo movement. In the beginning that movement had it's heart in the right place...fighting back against rape and sexual assault. But then the pendulum swung way too far...to the point of conflating simple flirtation with sexual harassment. Judging...

He keeps bracing himself against these so-called powerful gusts, as two young men take a leisurely stroll in the background behind him!

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/stanley-park-teahouse-manager-fired-after-refusing-to-serve-trump-supporter/ar-AAzm2he?li=AAggFp5 Sorry. You have to click on it. I don't know how to unfold an article for your reading pleasure. Can one of you instruct me on how to do this in the future?