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This thread has 286 thousand views and 5 thousand comments. All of this from a group of middle-aged men who secretly like women with penises.

This Biden scenario is a bit like taking Grandpa's Driver's License away when he starts driving on everybody's lawns. It's tricky. Grandpa has his pride...but we all know what is the best and safest and correct thing to do.

That's really a hoot! I told my 'Baker's Dozen Screenplay' joke on another forum and this woman kept telling me it should be 13 Pastry Chefs instead of twelve! We discussed it forever, and I finally wrote what T-Bones wrote...but she still thought I was wrong. lol! Of course, a Baker's Dozen...

Biden is not speaking demonstrably enough in this debate. He is talking in a hushed tone and losing traction with his words. Trump looks like the stronger candidate tonight in my opinion.

Fair enough. Florida was just hungrier...they wanted it more. The Season and playoffs are too long. A 60 game schedule would make more sense to me. Too many tired and banged up players in June.

Q: What do you feed a woman to stop her from having sex? A: Wedding Cake.

LOL! I think he was referring to Tonto's less successful brother...'Tanto'...who spent too much time in the sweltering Sun.

Played this game my whole life. Florida are a bunch of chippy hacks...slashing the arms and wrists of the Edmonton players. At the same time, the Oilers keep trying to dive and fake their way to the Cup to get the power plays. At any rate, regardless of who wins Stanley on Monday night, Connor...

I wrote a screenplay for a movie once. It was set during the War. Sargeant Jack Baker recruits 12 pastry chefs to join and fight in his platoon. The working title of my script? "Baker's Dozen" (Ahem. I'll show myself out now) ;)

They want it both ways...a unilingual French Quebec in a bilingual Canada. My English family moved in 1978 out of that province when we were getting death threats in our mailbox.

Well, that's goofy. If the ingrained government swamp lefties want a Civil War, don't pack your bags and come crying to Canada when it happens.

Trump will become President again and pardon himself from this farcical trial and verdict.

"There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the Nation." Justice Minister Pierre Trudeau 1967 (The last year the Leafs won the Stanley Cup by the way)

And Biden is 'Challenging the Presidency'. Biden is so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to his apartment.

The Left always hunts in packs. And if Biden wins, I'm half expecting him to come down onto the stage using an Acorn Stairlift for the Inaugural Address.

In America, they just assassinate your character if you challenge the Presidency.

Correction... One of the strangest, most bizarre stories never to be told. A TragiCom for sure. I already sense I am going off of the deep end...just a matter of time.

Every time I try to pen the tale, I get sucked back down the rabbit hole. But the truth is like cream...it will always rise to the top. For now, this will have to remain one of the greatest stories never told.