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    You People Really Need to Stop

    Greenlandic women detail Danish forced contraception program in new report Denmark forced contraception on more than 350 Greenlandic Indigenous women and girls, who reported cases that date back to the 1960s. Link (probably paywalled)
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    Cancel Culture

    A U.S. Military Academy alumni group has cancelled an award ceremony for Tom Hanks, because they're afraid it'll piss off Donny Dipshit.
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    This Is Bad

    A Federal grand jury has refused to indict Sean Charles Dunn for viciously throwing a submarine sandwich at an ICE goon with felony assault on a Federal officer. Anarchy will, no doubt, ensue, with the brave upholders of all that is just and right being constantly subjected to brutal and...
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    Happy Enola Gay Day!

    80 years ago, we taught the Japanese, and the world, a lesson. Of course, we had to repeat ourselves three days later, but they got the point.
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    Joyeux Jour de Bastille!

    Today we commemorate the storming of the Bastille by a French crowd shouting "Trump! Trump! Trump!"
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    Latest Iteration of Superman

    MAGA is whimpering, all upset about the new Superman. Yep, you heard it here first. Fighting for truth, justice, and the American Way is un-MAGA.
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    Club World Cup Final

    Well, given what they just did to Roadkill Madrid (formerly Real Madrid), I calculate PSG is gonna roll over Chelsea like a tidal wave.
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    Rebel Rebel

    Paywall Post
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    Killing Libruls Fer JEE-zuss

    Link (paywalled, but the important part's here)
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    Seventy-six Trombones. . .

    Or maybe that's "seventy-six bombs thrown. . ." Well, it's time for the big parade to celebrate the Dear Leader's Birfday! The way they got this one set up, you need a permit to be on the public streets of the Nayshun's Capidull. Apparently they're terribly worried that somebody might hurt...
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    North American Sports

    Every city in North America with over one million population should have five professional men's sports and five professional women's sports: NFL/CFL-style football, real football, basketball, and baseball. 24 cities, 9 in the U.S., 10 in Mexico, 5 in Canada. Four divisions of six teams...
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    Transspeciesism

    It's the latest thing. Ya get to declare yourself a bear, or a cat, or a marmot, whatever, and the law requires everybody to convincingly pretend you are. Could get kinda dicey when hunting season opens.
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    Greenland

    Maybe Canada should annex it. It's icy and dark. Canada's used to that.
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    New Word

    I'm tired of "activism" being used to refer to people who are just running their mouths. I propose the term "yaptivism" for such folk.
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    Canadians, According to Colin Jost

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    Canada In Decline

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    How To Reduce The Federal Government Workforce

    Stupid-ass MAGAMusk way: Run around firing people at random. Smart way: About 3% of the 2-million strong workforce retires each year. Another 3.5% resign. So you put out the orders to executive agencies, and get Congress and the heads of independent regulatory agencies on board. The orders...
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    Illegal v. Unlawful

    Can we come to some kind of agreement on the difference between "illegal" and "unlawful?" I propose the following. . . "Illegal" means in violation of the criminal law, subjecting the violator to loss of life, liberty, or property upon being duly convicted. "Unlawful" means "not in accordance...
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    Oops

    Article Looks like the DOGGIES done fucked up.
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    Let's Design the NAU

    How bout we leave it at 50 states, adding Western Canada, Ontaribec, and the Maritimes as three states, and making room in the 50 by consolidating North and South Dakota into "Dakota," North and South Carolina into "Carolina," and Connecticut and Rhode Island, into "Rhodicut?" Add in the...