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I think I'd go with The Kings for my end of days song...also fittingly Canadian. :)

It's okay. Peruvian officials blared The Rolling Stones on a loud speaker and the tribe all went running back into the forest.

Watch at your own peril. This really is cringeworthy stuff.

I blame Big Oil...Big Pharma...and the breakup of Sha Na Na.

Father: "Here's some change for the vending machine, Junior. Get Dad a candy bar and some bullets for my AKA Assault Rifle. Son: "Okay Dad! Only in America.

Ammunition Vending Machines coming to several states. https://edition.cnn.com/2024/07/12/us/vending-machines-ammunition-alabama-texas-oklahoma/index.html "Vending machines selling ammunition will now be in grocery stores in Alabama, Texas and Oklahoma – a move that has generated mixed...

Are you a MexiCAN?...or a MexiCAN'T!

I think we've all been so inured by gun violence, that even the shooting of a former and running-again President didn't seem to have the same impact as it would have had back in the day. It's like..."Oh? Trump got shot? Is he okay? Alright, he's okay...back to the soccer final."

Canada has Universal healthcare at the expense of our Military. It's a trade-off which will be our eventual downfall.

The Untied States will take over Canada one day...for our land and resources. Maybe even in my lifetime.

Canada will be getting Climate Refugees when their countries start burning to a crisp or flood. We have the geography and natural resources. Also our winters will be shorter. The whole world will be clambering to come North.

Hang the little Gen Z weasel's bullet-ridden body from the nearest highway overpass. Teach others what happens to you when you try and kill Politicians.

Americans should put Biden's Depends Diapers on the fifty.

For years now I've been saying The Canadian Mint should issue a $99.00 Gretzky coin. His jersey number after all was 99. I like the idea of Fox on the fiver.

...or should I say Spee-don't.

"Sit Back...Take Three Deep Breaths...Ready?" T-Bones about to model his new Speedo.

Hairy Penis? I had to shave everything 'down there' before I got my vasectomy. I swear my nuts were like a haki sac and the hair grew back in like a Chia Pet!

Well...the Jury is in. My 19 year old daughters thought my jokes on this thread were highly insensitive...but at the same time...very funny. I guess when you live on the razor's edge, you can't please everyone all of the time.

Villager 1: "Geez. Dingy has been missing for a week now!" Villager 2: "Hey! Has anybody checked that resident giant python"?