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Not unlike the classic denier argument "There is no global warming and it's not caused by human activity and we can't do anything about it."

Well, replying to ad hominems with ad hominems then claiming moral superiority is pretty funny. Do go on.

Having some fun with the self-important, maybe?

Don't forget to wag your finger when you say that.

The caul? That's disgusting! Do you know what a caul is?

No, that's Thanksgiving.

You have a calumny? Sorry, Spade. Man, I HATE it when I get a calumny! I will give you the wisdom of my people. Rub a paste of buffalo urine, dog dung, rotten marrow, and crushed poison ivy on the calumny. It probably won't help, but it will provide us with endless amusement.

Hallelujah! Wait. . . do lobsters even have souls?

I'm unaware that I'm required to. Whaddaya mean "our," white man?

Well, technically, I didn't express an opinion.

Yes, but they amuse me. Particularly when hoi polloi don't get it.

How dare you insult the Roman and Germanic religions like that!

It still does. But the other, and predecessor, meaning is "excessively excited or irrational." It comes from the root word meaning "uterus." So the etymological meaning of "hysterical" would be "acting like a woman." It wasn't a compliment. It's good that you're taking care of your ocular...

Well, that's certainly appropriate for Good Friday (good for whom? I've always wondered. Kinda sucked for Jeebus). It fits right in with the traditional hymn "What a Friend We Have in Cheeses."

At least as much sense as banning garments that don't cover the face because they object to face covering. And then blathering about "Canadian tradition."

In a world of hysterical overreaction to everything, it's our sacred duty to teach kids to overreact hysterically. Not that it's real difficult. The battle cry of the North American teenager is "My life is RUINED!"

Kids today need stronger lessons to get through to them. Columbine, Red Lake, Sandy Hook, that sort of thing.

Oh, well, so much for Canadian tradition. Break out the niqab!

Great, let's get back to whittling. Or not. Whatever.