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Tex. bill would bar local officials from issuing same-sex-marriage licenses By Sandhya Somashekhar May 11 Texas Republicans are pushing legislation to bar local officials from granting same-sex couples licenses to marry, launching a preemptive strike against a possible U.S. Supreme Court...

I commend all involved, cops, DA, and protestors, for doing this right. White officer will not be charged in Wisconsin shooting By TODD RICHMOND MADISON, Wis. (AP) — A white Wisconsin police officer won't be charged for fatally shooting an unarmed 19-year-old biracial man, a prosecutor...

Who gives anything to poor Tom? whom the foul fiend hath led through fire and through flame, through ford and whirlpool, o'er bog and quagmire; that hath laid knives under his pillow and halters in his pew, set ratsbane by his porridge, made him proud of heart, to ride on a bay trotting horse...

I've said it before, I'll say it again: All y'all ground pounders can plink away with your M4s as long as you like. The party don't really get started til the zoomie pulls out his radio. These U.S. airmen refused to be taken hostage in Afghanistan. Now they’ll get valor awards. These U.S...

Governor asks Texas State Guard to monitor SOCOM exercise By Kyle Jahner, Staff writer3:24 p.m. EDT April 30, 2015 Concerns from citizens prompted the governor of Texas to ask the Texas State Guard to keep an eye on a U.S. military exercise, one that some fringe websites regard as...

I’m Canadian. Here’s what happened when I tried to work legally in America. By Peter Britton May 7 Peter Britton lives in Vancouver, British Columbia. For as long as I can remember, I’ve heard the American axiom, “Play by the rules and you get rewarded; break the rules and you get...

The ferocious Man of Steel Troy Polamalu and the incredible Baltimore Ballhawk Ed Reed have both announced their retirements. It will be a long, long time before we see the like of these two again.

Wow, waldo, Eagle's doing you like Father Feely does his altar boys.

Even technically true. Another, rather outdated meaning of "e jaculation" is a sudden outburst of ill-considered speech.

Fox News erroneously reports that police in Baltimore shot man By Paul Farhi May 4 Fox News erroneously reported that Baltimore police shot a man Monday in the same neighborhood where unrest broke out last week — a mistake quickly corrected by the news network. The midafternoon...

Exit left, flouncing like RuPaul.

Raspberry jam?

Fresh boysenberry compote, old boy. Marmalaaaaaad is just too Engerlish.

Ick.

Holy planetary microwave, Fatcan!

Oh, quit your yakkin'!

Joe the Crow, Jake's husband, spends most of the day on a tall tree with a good view, and comes down like lightning on any bird, crow or otherwise, who gets close to the nest. Not good for the interlopers. Last year I saw Joe drive a Cooper's hawk out of the area by himself.

Wish I could, but Jake the Crow is incubating a clutch, and I need to keep the balcony quiet for her to come up and get her food while she takes care of the eggs.

Glass? Who needs a glass? You effete, pansy Canadian, you!

Speaking of prison inmates: "But many are victims of legal and social injustice, inadequately provided for by the public assistance system, and over-prosecuted and vengefully sentenced. The greater competitiveness of the world makes the failures of American education, social services and...