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Torchy advertising for Al's Snackbar again? Oh, well. He ain't the worst of 'em. After all, it is written. . . Wop bop a-loo-wop A-boom bang bom Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Wop bop a-loo-wop A-boom bang bom...

Good thing climate change is a hoax. Imagine how bad it'd be if it was real!

Canaduh's finest.

You know most of the folks here ain't real religious, right? Why don't you go pick a fight with some Catholics, that being what seems to have your BVDs all knotted up and smelling?

They were "treating" him for "excited delirium," a syndrome that is not recognized by the American Medical Association, the World Health Organisation, or the American Psychiatric Association, and is not listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. But ya gotta admit, it...

What did he use? Big ol' vat of acid? Spray gun?

Y'all could elect Trump. We don't have any more use for him.

Absolutely. And after I killed them, I'd go after Harry Potter, Frodo, Captain Kirk, Spider-man, and Tintin! Any other fairy tales you feel a murderous rage toward, Monsieur Toit?

As weird and horrifying as the story is, that's a stereotypically Canadian end to a planned terrorism attack.

It'll be OK, li'l fella. It's funny that you're trying to demean me, thus bringing yourself into the category you're babbling about. Even funnier that you're apparently blind to that glaringly obvious fact.

Well, for values of sometimes = with every breath he draws.

Did I hurt your feels, little fella?

You bet. "Didn't want to" being plenty enough reason.

More'n being an ignorant Jody coward made you.

Like I said. . .

I'm sorry about the problems, and I'll be the first to agree that the NFL is everything bad about the U.S.: rich, arrogant, next to oblivious about anything outside our borders. Hope the players can get a MUCH better deal. I know it's not the NFL, but the player salaries are shocking!

Remind me again, Boomster. . . Where did you serve?

It's been a few years, Bob, so I'll repeat my dream. . . The CFL, 2025: Eastern Division Niagra Falls Montreal Alouettes NB Sailors Halifax Gunners (for the cannon in the fort) Central Division Winnipeg Blue Bombers Toronto Argonauts Ottawa Redblacks Hamilton Ti-Cats Western Division...

Yeah, it's a casino. Duh.

Hell, I thought that was you, Boomster.