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What does Quebec have to do with me being drunk?

Old joke: What will a Parisian do if you ask him the time? A: Correct your grammar, laugh at your accent, sneer at your tie, and walk away.

Digress as much as you like. I'm lovin' it!

What, you never heard of JetSkis?

Nonsense! The internet has always existed! Just ask anybody under 35.

Grandmother could smell MY bullshit from another galaxy. And the woman had a black belt in wooden spoon.

Sadly, anyplace with snow and a change in elevation of a meter or more over a kilometre has ski lifts. And ski douchebags. One of the things I liked about the ski resort town of Garmisch-Partenkirkchen in Bavaria back in the day was that the nearby Armed Forces Recreation Center tended to keep...

Of course it's a sport. Just jerking your chain, Johnny. How you been? Good to see you back. Now, HERE's a tough question. Golf. . . game or sport?

Your mother was a wise woman.

Snow Report on Kilimanjaro

I regard Cajun as a distinct language from French. Or Quebecois. Or. . . pretty much anything.

I find very little more amusing that watching a Parisian react to Acadian "French."

I shouldn't be mean. Many of these people are from no-snow places (Washington is a VERY transient town), and we don't get enough snow for them to get experience. Still, I'm amused at the number of people who think that upgrading from their cute li'l coupes or small sedans to a $70,000 Mercedes...

THAT's never happened before!

Yeah, but jerking off on command whilst perverts watch'll drain ya pretty fast. Keep a good supply of little blue pills handy.

She won't get half of what she deserves.

Ah, c'mon! How hard is it to say "La plume de ma tante" or "Le stylo est dans ma poche?" Kidding. Official bilingualism can be (but is not necessarily) a trap. Sounds like y'all have successfully made it a trap.

That's inherent to ghettoizing. As a casual stroll through the 'hood or the barrio will prove.

Shoulda streamed video on the internet.