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I bet a guy at work a fiver that Brady couldn't sit still and that he'd be back. Guess I'll be collecting tomorrow.

The Highway sign read, 100km Max. I got pulled over by a Cop for doing 130km per hour. I told him I would have only driven 100km per hour, but my name wasn't Max.

My brother-in-law is a lawyer. The family has tapped him numerous times for advice and advocacy over the years. A mechanic is another good guy to have marry into the fold.

Twitter is the same 800 or so shut-ins living in their parent's basements...projecting and feeding off each other's stupidity.

'suspended from Twitter' He should have tweeted others better, I suppose. ;) Getting suspended from Twitter is a bit like stopping someone from continually punching themselves in their own face.

I'm not really sure when rape jokes were ever in style.

China is going to drop missiles from hot air balloons? How gauche!

Q: How many Prime Ministers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Justin Trudeau...but you have to wait for the costume change. (Okay, I just made that one up.);)

I just like connecting dots, I suppose. It's when I start making connections that have no business getting connected, is when I find myself in trouble.

That's my affliction, petros. I read everything 6 different ways to Sunday. When I'm on an even keel, it can be fun and entertaining. But when I go South it can be all darkness and misery. It's a real puzzle, man.

Convoy Leader Festers in Jail Well, I really hope Mr. Festers gets released soon.

Remember Batboy from the National Enquirer?

I'm no math wiz, but is 53% really a majority? I thought it was more like 'just a tiny bit more than half' can no longer keep up with inflation.

Graduated pay structure...a smaller starting wage, then catching up to the career lifer's take-home pay in 3 years would be appropriate in my book.

They had a major power outage on the East coast a number of years ago. I think Rita MacNeil woke up and made toast.

That argument never holds water with me. Who would care if everyone was knocking down 70k per year?

I've said this numerous times on this forum. Elect a mean-looking President, and the evil doers of this world cower away. Elect an apple pie face as leader, and they all act up again. The only thing they understand is a bigger hammer.

Okay...so much for my prickly olive branch theory. I can practically hear the missiles on their way.

Tonight. 9pm eastern. In about 10 minutes.