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That'd be because you ain't a politician.

That, sir, was the most appropriate malapropism it has ever been my privilege to witness! Well done!

Probably Blond Jesus.

So. . . the ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse was an inside job? Is that the Party line now?

First the Truck Ruck would have to elect a Prime Anus to speak for them.

Slow and steady is how they waddled away. Honk honk!

He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering up And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge --Monty Python, The Ballad of Brave Sir Robin

Well, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go Ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em Right off the Freedom Bridge and back to Ontario --The Battle of New Orleans (updated)

You met with Greta? Cool. Did you get an autograph?

Look on the bright side. Every vax-pussy who did his own research and is currently knockin' on heaven's door, desperately straining for one last breath, both reduces the Conservative Party membership and fractionally increase the average intelligence of the Canadian populace.

Cheers, y'all.

Good stuff. "Foster's. It's. . . um. . . Canadian for bee-ah!" (Foster's for North American distribution is brewed by Molson under contract.)

But. . . but. . . wutabout MAH RAHT to be a performative asshole?

It's bizarre that the shitheads claim the Native protesters were treated with kid gloves, and offer pictures of massive police/military responses to Native protests as proof. Well, maybe not "bizarre" so much as "stupid."

He's not in reality, but Boomster's relationship with reality has never been close.

Boom's just mad cuz Fidel cut off his access to the Cuban brothels.

Especially from the guy who avows his dedication to violent revolution.

Ah, a Workers' Revolution! And they call other people communist. . .

Not like it was his money. . .

We do! We like protesting better when we can do it a nice can of Canadian beer!