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Difference is. . . I've been in communist countries. And I've been in dictatorships. Canada ain't neither one of them.

Yeah but it's all Airsoft there.

Hell, any self-respecting Real American has more heat than that in his pickup on the way to church!

You should really re-name that the True Dope Tizzy Act.

I tried that. Didn't work.

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."

All of them. Because CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING IS MURRRRRRRR-DERRRRRRR!

Funny that you can't see the pants-pissing hysteria in them.

For an insurrection? Sure it is. See, this is what happens when the left calls anything that hurts their feeling "violence" and the right calls perfectly ordinary public-health measures "tyranny" and envirobots call eating meat "murder." Turbo-charging everything into. . . THE. . . WORST. . ...

Oh, good! That means a military response is justified.

What, in the house? Time to move.

Canadian soldiers. . . stay in barracks.

Far as I'm concerned, all love poetry in English falls short of Browning's Sonnet #43. . . How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace. I love thee to the level of...

Of course, I by "man," I meant "person." Or do you want to start pissing around with genders? Do you want people to have votes or hectares to have votes?

How'd that work when you were young, dumb, and full of cum?

WTF?

I shoulda gotten in on this. "We will turn over EVERY DIME of all donations to the truckers, taking out only the cost to transporting the money to Canada!"* * In a rented Bugatti. By the hour.

My expertise is so far out of date it's useless.

"Except for government employees no one has gotten raises to match." Emphasis provided for the dimmer bulbs.

But enough of this. . . I heard the Yanks held their local (inferior) copy of the Grey Cup. Something about a team called the Larams beating the Bengal Cincinnatis. Those Yanks have the weirdest team names. What the heck is a "laram" anyhow? Come to think of it, I didn't even know they had...