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No, thank Gawd you got Covid twice. Gawd's the one that sends plagues to smite sinners, ain't he? That's what you get for tolerating gays.

Yep. Not that science will notice or care about your thanks, but then again neither will the beardy old guy in a nightshirt sitting on a cloud, so might as well be accurate.

Hard to disagree with that. And impossible to explain how epidemics are controlled to a drooling moron.

No elections neither.

And they call themselves cops! Pussies. REAL cops yell "Stop resisting!" at corpses.

Two little Hitlers will fight it out until One little Hitler does the other one's will --Elvis Costello If the foo shits. . .

"You have no privacy anyway. Get used to it." --Cisco executive, quoted by Canadian author Robert J. Sawyer

To be fair, Hitler didn't announce his movements or whereabouts either.

Gotta listen to your mom. Specially when she's the Queen.

Yeah, well, I'm a prick. Harshness kinda comes with the territory.

You can thank Gawd for inflicting Covid on us. Thank science for it subsiding.

His Delta Tau Chi name is "x-meat." It's an anagram.

Better git to doing your own research. Prediction: It'll lead you to objectively conclude the conclusion you started with.

Well done you.

Yeah, we've had all sorts of back-and-forth and arguments over "covenants not to compete." Basic rule is they're OK if they're not too restrictive.

Good for you. Stay off those "sports book" websites. Enjoy Halle Berry's boobs in the advert (lady's looking FINE for 55!) and keep your wallet and your li'l buddy in your pants. I'm kidding. I know it can be a little hard to tell sometimes, with me.

It should be. He pays hard cash for that service!

And if I laugh at any mortal thing 'Tis merely that I may not weep --Lord Byron

Actually, they do. Special powers. Special legal status. Wanna get the police unions (and the tighty whitey righties) cranked up? Propose a law saying "no law enforcement officer shall enjoy any difference in legal status or treatment from any other person." I like the deal the Brits have...