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His black life is pretty much gonna suck for five months.

This is kinda the deal. . . Here in Maryland, we have a demographic situation not unlike what y'all describe. The north, south, east, and west are all conservative, Republican, frequently slave-state types. The center, the Washington-Baltimore corridor, is educated, liberal, and more wealthy...

"We" minus me. . . Been to Houston. Once was one too many.

Oh, I don't think there'll be much of a racial issue. Everybody'll want a piece of dear Jussie. . .

Uh-huh. Sure thing, buddy.

He'll need one in the Cook County lockup.

I'm sure the drugs help.

You slut.

Consent becomes an issue. . .

I rely on your long experience in such matters.

There have actually been some cases here where out in the "Constitutional carry" states, some idiot went into a bank packing heat, and by the time he got to the counter, the tellers were already stuffing cash in bags.

Jussie Smollett was just sentenced. 150 days in jail, $25,000 fine, $120,000 in restitution to the City of Chicago. PROTIP: When setting up a fake crime to try to rejuvenate your failing career, DON'T pay your henchmen by cheque!

That's what SHE said. . .

Same here. I call it America Between the Mountains (the usually conservative, usually Republican interior between the Appalachians and the Rockies) and America Between the Mountains and the Sea (both coasts, usually liberal and Democratic). Each is about 50% of the population.

It's the concept of mens rea, the "guilty mind." That is satisfied when you choose to do something illegal, whatever it is. Once that is established, the results of your actions decide the exact crime, called "transferred intent." The intent to break the law is transferred to whatever...

Correct. If you do something illegal, like rolling a stop sign or punching somebody in a bar, you are criminally responsible for whatever your action leads to. If the guy you punched falls, hits his head on the bar rail, and dies, that's homicide. If rolling the stop sign causes a crash that...

No. It was a defamation case. If he was lying, the plaintiff would have won. The judge basically said he was babbling nonsense, and anybody with a functioning brain knew it.

No reasonable person indeed

Oh dear. How can we possibly have a tennis tournament without Novax Jokerrich?

He'll charge you.