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'Sup, taxme? How do your garden grow?

Yeah, show me the pix of Russian cities bombed by Ukraine and Russian children murdered by Ukraine, and I'm right there with ya.

Are you kidding? My best memories are of times I woke up and said "Damn, I regret that!"

Yeah, that's because it's the Russian army and air force invading Ukraine and killing folk. Not the Ukrainian army invading Russia and killing folk.

It's that like "lasting psychological damage?"

I don't need to present an argument. Your alleged facts are utter fantasy. Far, far more people outside the age band of "young people" are killed in wars than "young people." You have the standard impaired view of North Americans. Because it has been so long since a war was fought on...

OK, so your thesis is that it's true because you say it's true? That's it?

What a load of horse shit.

Foreigners. What're ya gonna do?

And for cattle breeders, carwrights, wheelwrights, carters, liverymen (excuse me, "liverypeople"), feed sellers, and poop-scoopers. And let's not forget that given the carrying capacity of the average oxcart, you'll need a whole BUNCH of 'em. Best part is, if they decide to hold a Freedumb...

If she's a "she," wouldn't it be Russian propagoose? Or are you getting all woke now?

When you consider the number of people who've died after inhaling dihydrogen oxide, it's amazing Protecting Morons From Their Own Stupidity Canada hasn't banned it. Or at least slapped a warning label on it.

A horserace and a crapshoot? You been spending too much time at the casino, Nick.

Sigh. You people have no sense of drama (except when you're whimpering about how hard-done-by y'all are). It's not Mounties in red serge, it's THE RED SURGE!

Nah, water's totally old school. How bout dihydrogen oxide?

Human nature is consistently stupid.

I'd also note that the "guys" appears to be a "guy," singular, but I don't try to fix stupid.

"The Four Mounties of Just Another Tuesday" don't have quite the same ring to it.

He was trying to make peace! Nothing more peaceful than a dead guy.

Disease and starvation just don't seem to do the job. The Four Horsemen ain't very effective.