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So. . . judging somebody by their body shape is WRONG and IMMORAL, but judging them by their facial bone structure is A-OK?

I like the BMI thing. One of the most amazing scams in history. It was supposed to replace the old height/weight table. So what does it measure to plug into its formula? Height and weight. It's like saying measuring gas mileage in L/100km is somehow a revolutionary new concept, better than...

They have to report on racist mass murders. Otherwise, how will the MAGAhats know who their heroes are?

Does his dick really look and taste like a tater? I figured you'd be the one to know.

Best rule of thumb I know is your height should be at least twice your waist (guys like Ron's buddy excepted). In other words, if you can wrap yourself around your waist twice, you're OK. And a contortionist.

You should get that looked at.

"I, by contrast, am using the full force of the law against White Canadians who have committed no crime!" he continued. Nice of him to draw such a clear contrast.

Hmm. . . maybe we can talk them into renaming Kyiv "Austin."

She thinks the only cause of hallucinations is drugs. . .

Pulled your head partway out of your ass for a second, looked like to me. But got it back up there easy enough.

I was out walking yesterday and found a $50 note.* Serendipity. *I believe that's about 426,273 bucks Canadian.

Next year, Germany will be sending. . .

Sorry about the Rangers, Blackleaf. I hate PKs. I favor the notion of swapping corner kicks until somebody scores to settle draws.

She was responding sarcastically to the claim that anybody who don't ban kids from any reference to sex or sexuality is a "groomer." Hope that helped.

WTF is a "normal" mass shooting?

See, Justin saw his daddy do it once, and always wanted to try it.

Support the police. Heroes in blue. Tough, dangerous job. Keeping us safe. Blue Lives Matter.* * Except when they're wrangling Twucktards.

Well, it's hard to argue with Boomster's facts. He's fully accounted for 200% of the homicides.

So. . . the man who would be known only by a handful of grad students makes his fame and fortune by pissing people off, then pouts and runs home to Mommy when people get pissed off? What a pussy. He'd fit right in here.

Whatever it takes to divert attention from a clear, specific, racist mass murder motivated by White supremacy.