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The only two things worth anything are science and law. The former is a quest to understand, indifferently discarding erroneous notions as they are disproven or refined. The latter is the alternative to Hobbes's state of nature, an attempt to rule that most unruly of things, humans, without...

There's two kinds of people. Those who get things done, and Canadian conservatives.

Anything that'll get ya thrown in jail in Texas.

Natural perverts do what big, tough Men of Westernesse do. Rape, abuse, child molestation, sheepshagging, paying for pros to piss on them, multiple women simultaneously, and so forth. Anything y'all excuse with "Aw, he was just drunk." Unnatural perverts do things that scare said Men of...

Hmm. . . I sense a business opportunity for a good, upstanding, hard-working, Gawd-fearing, conservative Canadian!

Is the piano OK?

OK, that's fair (pretty good shot, too).

Ah, the old "Well, not in those words, but that's what he MEANT!" A classic!

Yeah. Your term, remember? Way, WAAAAAAY back 52 minutes ago.

I'd be surprised. Even True Dope ain't dumb enough to tell the truth. (Well, partial truth. Fact is everybody in North America at least is racist.)

They use taxpayer money to build infrastructure in Canaduh? Shocking! Downright SOSHULIST, I tells ya!

Yeah, it is who you are. Just like if you spend a lifetime doing good work and volunteering for charities, then go home one day and murder your wife, you're a murderer.

Do you have a reference? A quote from a senior government official (not one wackaloon MP from York) saying all white men are racist?

Awwww. . . did they hurt your feels, punkin'?

You don't. Does that mean no straights do? Or is every LGBTQ+ responsible for what any LGBTQ+ does, but not every straight responsible for what any straight does? And without the government, there wouldn't be any money for the government to take.

Well, ya see, harry don't like being reminded there's people think different than he does. Cuz that's his definition of freedom, everybody thinking the same. Or else.

You really have no idea how this works, do you? But you know Da Troof, and really, that's all that matters.

Yep. And 61 judges agree. You, of course, know better, because of your Sooper Seekrit Ability to Know Da Troof.

The other 11 months of the year. But y'know, it's all Trudeau's fault. That there are unnatural perverts, I mean. Get him out of office and they'll all disappear.

Oh, OK. So tell me, what are the 38,000 people in Canadian prisons? Tourists? And how many of them have guns?