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Except possibly some right-wing asshole who'll fight any measure intended to provide life, health, or opportunity to the child he insisted had to be born. The Nazis believe that the right to life accrues at conception. . . and ends at birth.

“Besides, as the vilest Writer has his Readers, so the greatest Liar has his Believers; and it often happens, that if a Lie be believ’d only for an Hour, it has done its Work, and there is no farther occasion for it. Falsehood flies, and the Truth comes limping after it; so that when Men come to...

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls It's a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world --Ray Davies

Only people over 18 who have legally purchased an AR-15 should kill children! MAGA!

Guess they're Making Norway Great Again!

You've certainly mastered the intellectual challenges of dwiving a twuck.

Well, at least the Supreme Court has done what it can to ensure a target-rich environment for the next video game hero with an AR-15.

Of course! I'm looking at the tactical effectiveness, you can assume legality. So, here's the situation. Let's say I'm escorting a young lady into an abortion clinic surrounded by MAGAhat assholes. One of them reaches out and grabs her. What's the best weapon for this? A .40-caliber pistol...

Oh dear. You thought I was asking for your dimwitted opinion. No, not at all. I was asking what you thought of the Mossberg 930 Tactical for putting the fear into the hearts of Real Americans.

I'm thinking of doing abortion clinic escort. What do you think of a Mossberg 930 for that? Eight rounds, autoloader.

Well, at least now women going into an abortion clinic (or their escorts) can pack heat.

I would hope the Cons continue the distinctions between them and the Libs. But allow me to state, once again and for the record, I am nothing but an interested observer from a (mostly) friendly country. I neither have nor want any say in how Canadians run their country. I wish y'all well, and...

Well, if the Liberals are clever and quick (for the first time ever), they can stick Westernesse with it when it secedes. . .

Don't tell me, let me guess. The message said "President Xi is the true leader of China. To question his word is evil."

A fool and his crypto are soon parted. Invest your money in buying drinks for women who will never, ever go home with you. At least you get a buzz out of it. (Yes, I'm aware that the clods will exercise their alleged humor on this one. Poor things can't help it.)

Yeah, but the silver medal is still within our reach!

Um. . . let us assume everything mentalfloss says about this dastardly crime is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. . . So what? It was a bit of puffery to jazz up the conservatives to give some money. Wouldn't even bother truth-in-advertising laws. If that's the worst you...

Wait. . . True Dope pulls out an emergency power meant for wartime or civil insurrection to crush a peaceable protest in the name of noise ordinances, and you're worried about Pete sending out a minor false alarm only a moron would fall for in the first place? Getting harder and harder to see...

And that, friends and neighbors, is the very definition of "race to the bottom."

Sounds like a confession to me.