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Cultist? Conspirator? Conservative? Coachella?

How many bipeds does the rest of the mammal kingdom have?

Because that's what he said in the ad, genius.

All that work just to broadcast your stupid. . .

That's some freedom right there, buddy!

Kids these days. . . Back in the day, if we wanted to assassinate somebody, we TRAINED for 20 years, got dressed all in black, crept into his house in the dead of a cloudy night, and stabbed him with a ninjato! But no! Lazy damn kids with their TikTok and their smartphones and their guns...

If he needs 30 rounds to shoot 12 people at ten meters, he must be a North Miami cop.

Celebrating our freedom, I guess. Not doing a very bloody good job of it. One wounded. Cletus is a lousy shot.

Zero killed, one wounded. Twitter twats go berserk.

Hey, why don't y'all make Elon Schmuck your next PM? Seems like a good fit.

The next Prime Minister shall beeeeeeeee. . . A shrubbery.

Canadian fuckwit group, more like.

Too bad she didn't have an AR-15.

He certainly was the best one could hope for from England.

I bet you're a HOOT shooting pool.

But. . . but. . . tax just said it was free for criminals.

Man, Adele really let herself go!

Cow chips and old tires. . .

The most I could say is "It appears to be a man, of part-Asian ancestry with a large, protruding belly." If you were to tell me with some facts to back you up that it's not a man, that it's not part-Asian by ancestry, and/or that the large abdominal protrusion is artificial, or cancerous, or...

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal. Why don't you get yourself declared a criminal? Free health care and legal services for life is worth a LOT down here!