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Mais non, mon ami! Many natural persons cannot vote (leastways down hereabouts). Corporations never retire (one feature of corporations is "potentially infite life"). They make as much use of the medical system as anybody with kids (i.e., you pay for somebody else's treatment because it...

As it happens, the National Archives has addressed the crazy fat kid's clumsy lie. . . Linky-dinky.

OK, now we know why he was a Marine. . .

Plenty of flawed reasoning and a Really Old Book, though.

True Dope's vacays? Seriously, if I was in charge I'd force people out of government, requiring a permanent 10% reduction at every rank/pay level over a couple of years. Maybe more at the senior levels. That's one idea. I'd also set up a Fraud, Waste, and Abuse Task force. 30 people, six...

I analyze everybody on what I can learn and calculate about what their rational interests are. Then I pay attention to their actions and attitude, and try to figure what their emotional problems are. Then I screw 'em outta their socks.

Next up. . . Hamish MacCarp.

Good protein there.

I stick with "Don't trust anybody. . ."

Probably codeword for "freedom to be an asshole."

Mostly it happens between your ears.

Like how God has his faithful blow up his other faithful in mosques, markets, and homes.

I've told you straight up I'm American several times, in addition to the dozens of hints anybody with the IQ of a dead beaver could pick up on. Not surprised it took you this long.

You know why Allah curses you with Jews and infidels and American warplanes and. . . well. . . each other? It's because you shove your asses in his face five times a day.

It is amazing and tragic that if you got enough power, you can be dumber'n a stump and an obvious compulsive liar and still win. Nice hair helps.

Tissue?

What a dope! The usual call is for castration, not lobotomy! I'm not sure Tommy Douglas understands how sex works.

Yep, and trust me, it's no fun sharing the longest undefended border in the world with the People's Soviet Socialist Republic of Kanada. We need to BUILD A WALL! And make Lithuania pay for it!

Ah, right. The Onion of the Great White North.

Ivanka's.