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Fake news!

That's OK. They'll take a lien on your future earnings.

Got a criminal code section for that? You really think politicians can be imprisoned for violating your rights, don't you?

So, no crime. Just whimpering.

I guess if you whimper and wail long enough, you don't need anything like a criminal code section.

Jail time for what?

MMMmmm. . . cockroach noodle soup.

And the sounds of the battle rang Through the streets of the old East Side 'Til the last of the hoodlum gang Had surrendered up or died --Callander/Murray, The Night Chicago Died

I like Matthew, because it states with clarity the exact future of the vast majority of people who call themselves Christians.

OK, so what book/movie is any different? And there's plenty of mayhem along the way (kinky sex, too!). Samson. Lot's daughters getting jiggy with drunk Dad. Gawd sending bears to rip 40 little kids to shreds for laughing at a bald old man. David setting up Uriah for death so he could get...

Shoulda kept reading. The Revelation of St. John gets CRAZY!

To all who served, and to my friends who fell. . .

It must have been an Herculean task to get every single member of the massive Green caucus to agree to this.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Of course not. By 2035 we'll all have flying cars! They PROMISED!

Depends on whether the answer to the question is "Sure" or "Don't be an idiot."

I cite the words of Jesus. You cite the words of Paul.

Shoulda tried "Sorry, I'm high on cocaine." I'm sure that woulda gone over well.

Meh, True Dope could cut the government payroll by 75%, balance the budget, cut taxes 50%, provide a doctor for every 8 Canadians, close the borders to any immigration, and make semi-auto rifles available in vending machines, and they'd still hate him. It's tribalism now. Us'uns and themmuns...