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You've never seen me make toast. . .

Well, they sure as shooting wouldn't turn away anybody from this board.

You mean. . . long prison stretches for hard drug dealers and murderers? Brilliant, Holmes!

Well, the non-socialist view is "let the market take care of it."

Tasty, nutritious veggies and wholesome grains in hog lard?

Probably. Born within the borders, citizen. We have it too, most countries don't. I'd say that's probably your answer (that plus the money and the Great Canadian Trivia Contest). Lots of immigrants are lonely, out of place, and don't really feel fully a part of the new country. They cling...

Y'all have birthright citizenship?

Yeah, and it's Doug Ford. The only scary thing is that he's the SANE Ford.

I had, once. Then I puked. Then I ate the puke. Tasted better.

Scots are fucking weird. In case their tastes in dress, cuisine, music, and sport left you in any doubt.

Works for me.

I like toast. That'd be one big-ass slice of toast, though.

True fact (obvious when you think about it some, but kinda unsettling first time you see it). . . in the Southern Hemisphere, the moon is upside down.

Down hereabouts the standard for criminal conviction is "beyond a reasonable doubt." Somebody on the board suggested that the standard for the death penalty (not conviction, just execution) should be "beyond a shadow of a doubt," evidence so compelling that the jury could find no conceivable...

Sorry. Tell your mommy she should monitor you more carefully.

Nah, most of the cost is for all the stupid stuff we've done to try to ensure "justice". . . mandatory appeals, permissive appeals, and the cost of housing the prisoner until execution (Death Row costs are higher than the general population). I like your idea (it was yours, right?) of a new...

I'll give him a break. At least he wasn't a Leafs fan.

Yeah, and if you're Hispanic and the cops detain you, you MUST be MS-13! Think Tyre Nichols was a Crip or a Blood?

Dafuq are you talking about?

Insiders predict the Sturgeon will be replaced as First Minister by a Sea Bass.