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Well, maybe mental health care. . .

OK, thumbs up for "Putzpuller." :) But, yeah, a running gag with some of my circle is "Senior government official comments on subject completely outside his experience or expertise."

No more pipe & drum corps in Tennessee! Which, come to think of it, maybe the best thing about their retarded law.

Yeah, I always take political advice from art critics.

"International law is part of our law." In re La Paqueta Habana, U.S. Supreme Court, 1900.

Pretty much. I wonder who funds 'em?

Um. . . this is a military law defense firm. They don't represent victims, they represent the accused.

What "international law" do these people think applies to this?

What the fuck does that have to do with primogeniture? Do you even know what the word means? Here's a hint. It's about succession to the throne, not Britain's loss of its entire empire. As losers, you run a close second to Rome.

He also never said a word about abortion one way or t'other. Or gays.

She's kinda jolie. For a politician.

The Texas Taliban did it fer Allah (thet thar's just Arabic fer "Gawd").

But. . . but. . . Jee-zuss!

I'm a regular dynamo, ain't I? I exhaust myself just watching me.

What were you in for? Failure to end every sentence with "eh?," maybe?

It is if you're smart enough to set them against each other.

Well, bad jokes and accidents sounds like a pretty fair summation of Canadian "culture."

No, "he" was the cute chick in Dawson's Creek. Married Tom Cruise for a while.

I can't WAIT until the Cons and Poo-lover get in. The overnight reversal in commenters' positions and attitudes'll be a STITCH!

I thought we'd already established that I work in a pizza joint.