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If only you had free elections and due process of law!

That's substantial, as anybody who's ever been hit in the head by one is well aware.

How bad? Mexico? Venezuela? Iraq? Somalia? Sudan?

I'm told that's because they don't make the goodies in the back of the store anymore. It's delivered by truck from who-knows-where.

Looked OK when I was there. Timmy's is pretty much destroyed, though.

I will only comment if I'm given substantial financial compensation.

In order. . . 1. King Lear at Stratford. Powerful. Paul Gross is one hell of an actor. 2. On the Razzle at Shaw. Not a laugh a minute, a laugh every 30 seconds. Razor-sharp comic timing. 3. Playboy of the Western World at Shaw. A challenging play done very well. 4. Much Ado About...

Is "your" country destroyed yet?

Nah, conservatives want him to not exist. By whatever means.

Have we been neglecting our spherical trigonometery, Ron?

Bundesliga last match, then Paul Gross as King Lear at Stratford. Gotta go. Good to be here. Weather in ON is gorgeous!

You know you're getting old when somebody asks "How do you identify?" and you answer "Usually I use my driving license. Passport when I'm travelling."

Will a long-expired U.S. Air Force ID card work?

Can I make an appointment for a free abortion at the dope shop?

Hmm. . . I'm not hearing any gunshots, people are suspiciously polite, and I suddenly have an urge to demand free health care. Yep. . . I figure I must be in Canada. But nobody's spoken to me in Mandarin, so I guess the Great Nefarious Trudeau Plot is still a work in progress.

As they say in (certain parts of) Canada. . . Voila!

Nope, if I was drinking I'd probably post retarded memes.

That is all. . .

It's rather annoying when, truth-value notwithstanding, it's completely off the subject. It's like responding to all your spoon-sharp criticisms of whatever-the-fuck you feel like criticising today with "The mean distance from the sun of Mars's orbit is 228 million kilometres." True...

Thank your for that utterly irrelevant sidebar. Have you looked into OCD treatment?