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Kings. Duh.

Islamic law didn't exist until Mo came up with it. So he got in under the wire.

Neither David nor Solomon is presented as a prophet in the Old Testament.

We contemplate eternity Beneath the vast indifference of Heaven --Warren Zevon

Why not?

Allah made him stubborn. Who are you to question the Will of Allah?

Nope. Nor does monotheism.

Sounds true to me. I mean, we all know that Muslims just LOVE to listen to bible-thumping, racist, Muslim-hating, two-digit Yanks.

The slide may have seemed gradual to you, but I only get up there a couple of times a year, and not at all during the nondemic. To me it was a before and after shot. After was not good.

I eat crow all the time. When I fuck up, I 'fess up. Like a man.

Listen, I'm a fucking ign'ant Yank, and even I know the PM's residence is at 24 Sussex, not on the Hill. The Hill's nice. They have cool crows and those MASSIVE black squirrels. Good eatin'.

The government-provided housing sucks ass.

Turn him loose. He won't last long.

I find 'em GREAT complements! Leads to morons being dead or in jail. Both good places for 'em. But in the annals of rock n roll, Frank Zappa gave us "Titties and Beer" and Mary Prankster gave us "Tits and Whiskey." Both perfectly sensible combinations. But tits and bacon?

Exactly how do bacon and tits go together? No, I withdraw the question. I'd rather not know.

Funny. . . new research puts the age of human migration to the Americas at 26.7 (or thereabouts) -- not 13.7 (roughly) thousand years! Whoa, dude! What does it all mean?

The ultimate challenge to science-fiction writers is to write something interesting about interstellar space. That's why 99.99+% of "space" science fiction features faster-than-light travel of one type or another. Nobody cares how big something is, only how long it takes to get from...

Why not Minot? Freezin's the reason

Give it some float, we'll see how she runs. Most other places in the world the gods weren't so grouchy or anal.

Why is the Big Blue Meanie always revealing His Holy Self to flea-bitten sheepshaggers in the Middle East?