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Well, the picture clearly shows she had two bear arms. And while I disapprove of the Great White(ish) Hunter thing, preferring "Leave the damn bear alone" as a solution, it's better than "OOOooo, I wanna pet da CYOOT widdle bear!" Though, yeah, that one's usually pretty funny. . .

If you're so terrified that giving kids information is "grooming," home-school 'em. Then you can groom them to be what you want them to be. Won't work, mind, but parental-age morons seem to be unable to remember how they went their own ways instead of becoming clones of the 'rents.

Better get a rapporteur on the case!

You could make it sexual assault cuz yer butthurt. . .

Rotting away again in Margaritaville. . .

I participated in a Pizza Boot Camp at Georgetown Pizzeria, where we introduce pizza students to the various forms of alternate pizza delivery and practical skills like pizza arbitration advocacy, pizza mediation, pizza negotiation, and pizza client counselling. Long day but lotsa fun and a...

Don't harass me, can't you tell I'm going home, I'm tired as hell I'm not the cat I used to be I got a kid, I'm thirty-three --Middle of the Road, by Chrissy Hynde That was 39 nine years ago. She must be REALLY exhausted now!

Well, she's black and he was in fear of his life. . .

Nyet! Is not crash! Is Russian landing!

Got his notch. Blue Lives Matter.

Yep. They get a flag on any vehicle they're riding in. The design is standard, the number of stars they have on the service color's background. But Major Generals and above are authorized to design their own uniforms (which is why Patton looked like that). Most of them design some small...

And the Conservatives will claim the Liberals are all nefarious tools of the Yellow Peril, for the same reason.

If you want a definitive answer, look to religion or politics.

Every colonel does. "Flag" means flag-rank officer, i.e., general or admiral or whateverthefuck the SPAAAAAACE FOOOOOORCE! calls 'em.

Betcha Colonel Sanders is pretty pissed that he never got his flag.

Who the hell was General Tso, anyhow? Did he win any big battles, or did he just have a kick-ass chicken recipe?

That's pretty much how the game is played.

Absolutely correct. But. . . (there's always a butt, and usually it's me). . . 1. Humans are good at crisis response, but bad at long-term planning. Thus, earlier is better. 2. Industry changes everything. Natural warming is one thing, but industrially-driven warming is likely to hit...

Queueing up at the bank? Wow, you really do live in the wayback, don't you? What were you doing, getting a sack of silver coins to pay your people?

Is there a prize for being first?