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They sound nice.

And you have a right to lie. . . plain old flat-out lying, much less expressing slanted views or pure opinion. Otherwise every politician in history woulda been behind bars.

England destroyed Scotland AGAIN? What do y'all have against the Scots? They're funny!

Good. No government that blocks people has any right to call itself "rule of law." But don't be ridiculous. Gilbo was acting in his office as a government official. Of course the government will pay the money.

And can the U.S. government be trusted? Biden's a wishy-washy flip-flopper with suspect ties to China, not a steely-eyed, rock-solid, damn-the-torpedoes-full-speed-ahead American Hero like Trump!

It's a one-shot nasal spray. Ya shove it up the junkie's nose and give 'em a blast. Also injectable for people who know how to do it.

So. . . they think she was a Scilly woman?

Gather 'em up, attach cheap lanyards, and sell 'em on Etsy. "Ron's Answer to Heroin Chic."

Not in that verse. Though generally correct. In context, he was also deftly escaping a set-up question by the Man. Al Sharpton is a buffoon, and Paul Martin is Canadian, and therefore a socialist.

Best use of Naloxone I ever heard of.

Especially ones so easily achievable. Don't take much work.

I'd be dead or in prison if I did that. I thought they both worked pretty well. That's why I couldn't choose.

Translate, please. I'm stuck between "Are you fucking kidding me?" and "Eh, fuck 'em."

Good news for once. How will the Men of Westernesse handle it? Ah, well. I suppose y'all can just keep on hating True Dope for another decade or two.

Masculine, feminine, and neuter, you illiterate Canuck.

The Jets need another QB

Authorities say a major fight broke out between two groups of mostly-Black youth in New Jersey last night. The differing colors worn by the two groups indicated that the fight may have been gang-related. An elderly White man was injured and had to be taken to the hospital. The final score was...

Brits.

I'm sure Nostradamus predicted it. He predicted everything else.

You mean he said you should pay your taxes? Well, conservatives certainly don't believe that!