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I don't suppose we could get an unlimited gag order. . . Or maybe just a gag?

With any luck, the Tories can rationalize your tax system. Assuming they even want to try.

Guess she was trying to get the taste out of her mouth. . .

World's oldest smilie. So far.

Und Oesterreich, und Schweiz, und Wisconsin.

Jews shoot back, bruh. Pretty good at it, too.

Ve shtand in zolidarity mit Chermany und support all forms of Cherman resistance und efforts tovard liberation. Sieg Heil!

Good idea. Maybe they can apply the same rules to schools in Floriduh and Texass.

As they say in Quebec, danke schoen!

Accuracy rate of 99.7%? Pretty damn good. Better'n Randy's success rate as an optometrist. Look at that face. Hard to blame his neighbor for decking him. Never seen a more punchable face.

Probably why Perry offed it. Couldn't live with the shame anymore. . .

And why would a group whose members are forbidden to eat haram foods name their organization "Ham-ass?"

Serious question. . . I suppose technically anything could happen, but as I understand it, you're down to a two-horse race for the next PM, True Dope and Poo-lover, right?

Absolutely. Preacher's a back-channel to the CO with full confidentiality. And the chaplain is probably more up on the various types of mental/emotional health services available than any other officer. Preacher and the top-kick. That's their job.

There's a verse for you too, Ron. . . Now, don't go thinking that I'm crazy Just because I am Cuz I wouldn't act indifferent If I didn't give a damn --Same, Same

Now, don't go thinking that you're special Just because you are Cuz I'm bound to overthink it And I always go too far --Mary Prankster, The Heart of Me

He's never seen a female urinal, I guess. Notion never caught on, but they do work.

Seriously? Our chaplains, regardless of religion or sect, are required by regulation to perform the rites of the individual soldier's, sailor's, Marine's, airman's, Coast Guardsman's, or guardian's religion and sect. This has two beneficial effects. The troops get the spiritual support they...

Evel Knievel jumpsuit.

Funny part is that the people who claim to fear the totalitarian NWO advocate a dictatorship to stop the totalitarians. . .