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I once bought a whole octopus. I didn't even bother chopping it up. I just shoved it in the frying pan whole. It wouldn't fit in it properly and its tentacles hung over the sides of the pan. I managed to get it all fried, though.

Not for these critters: The Department of Marine and Coastal Resources (DMCR) has warned people not to eat grilled blue-ring octopus as its venom is lethal. The octopus was sold at the market in Pathum Thani province. The DMCR official Facebook page wrote that the Marine and Coastal Resources...

You'd probably drop dead after the first bite.

Charles Darwin did.

On the other hand, there are many barriers to enter lawfully (including some thanks to Trump). The numbers allowed in are too low relative to demand from Latin America, and the US’s economic needs. The US also lacks a significant guest-worker programme to ease the ability of seasonal workers to...

Biden is to blame for the border crisis In his desperation to reject all things Trump, Joe Biden has created a humanitarian disaster. SEAN COLLINS US CORRESPONDENT 26th March 2021 Spiked The recent surge of illegal immigrants at the US-Mexico border has reached a crisis point. At the...

We must stop capitulating to this intolerance The Batley Grammar scandal reveals the depths of liberal cowardice. TOM SLATER DEPUTY EDITOR 26th March 2021 Spiked A group of religious conservatives has managed to shut down a school for two days running, exact a grovelling apology from its...

If this was a group of Christians the police wouldn't tolerate it...

My former neighbour Dave once bet £100 that the world will end the next day.

That's why it's better to live here, where we have seasons. I mean, yesterday was sunny and warm and today is grey, glooming, and pissing it down.

So that's confirmed, then. Most men will still be able to reproduce normally by 2045. So nothing to worry about then.

Very lucky she didn't anger it, otherwise she'd be a gonner now.

Shame I can't go there and see it myself, what with foreign holidays being illegal.

It's all going on there at the moment:

Slipknot and Spice Girls - "If You Wanna Breathe My Sulfur"

Iron Maiden and Michael Jackson - "Beat It, Trooper"

The Temptations and Black Sabbath - "Get Ready for the Grave" ******* Nirvana and Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up"

Prince Charles and Camilla go to Greece for the 200th anniversary of its independence and get Greece to sign up to the future king's climate initiative: