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  1. Blackleaf

    Today in Gobbler's Knob...

    Also, whenever I think of Groundhog Day I remember that film in which the guy from Ghostbusters has to live literally the same day over and over again and being depressed and bored over and over again, doing the same shit over and over again. I remember me and my cousin Amanda watching it at our...
  2. Blackleaf

    Today in Gobbler's Knob...

    You've eaten a marmot? You Canadians est some weird shit. Did you eat it on its own or did you have rice or fries or something else with it?
  3. Blackleaf

    What are you listening to right now?

    Depeche Mode - "Precious" (2005) The veteran Braintree, Essex, dark electropoppers, formed in 1980, had a No 4 UK hit with this in the year England's cricketers win the Ashes for the first time since 1987; 52 people are murdered in the London 7th July bombings; the American spacecraft Huygens...
  4. Blackleaf

    Today in Gobbler's Knob...

    How old is Punxatawny Phil now? He must be getting on a bit.
  5. Blackleaf

    John Kennedy berates Britain for handing Chagos Islands to Mauritius

    Sorry. My mistake. He's NOT the grandson of JFK and isn't even related to him at all. Well it's not my mistake. It's the mistake of my AI assistant Gemini who, in her pretty feminine voice, told me that he is so. Welcome to 2026, when modern technology not only speaks to you but tells you...
  6. Blackleaf

    Today in Gobbler's Knob...

    When I first saw Petros's latest avatar I thought he was a Leeds United fan.
  7. Blackleaf

    Today in Gobbler's Knob...

    I've had my knob gobbled a few times in recent years. It's just a shame I have to pay her £30 on Lever Street late at night for the "pleasure." It's rather tragic, really, considering I'm actually quite popular with the ladies.
  8. Blackleaf

    John Kennedy berates Britain for handing Chagos Islands to Mauritius

    Reform UK leader, GB News host and soon-to-PM Nigel Farage speaks to Louisiana senator John Kennedy who has attacked Britain for handing over the Chagos Islands to Mauritius, a country with no valid claim to the islands. The Americans are concerned that it will put the security of America and...
  9. Blackleaf

    Sarah Mullaly is sworn in as Archbishop of Canterbury

    Sarah Mullaly has been sworn in as the 106th Archbishop of Canterbury and the first woman in the role. The principal leader of the Protestant Church of England was appointed by King Charles III to be the second Archbishop of Canterbury of his reign after Justin Welby, who crowned the King at...
  10. Blackleaf

    John Kennedy berates Britain for handing Chagos Islands to Mauritius

    John Kennedy, a Republican senator for Louisiana and the grandson of JFK, berates Britain for handing her former territory of Chagos Islands to Mauritius...
  11. Blackleaf

    British economy set to overtake Germany and Japan by 2040

    By 2040 Britain will have a greater output than Japan London Britain's much younger and growing population and more diversified economy is set to overtake the older and shrinking populations as well as the economies of Japan and Germany within the next 14 years. In 2040 Britain is projected...
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    Angry villagers vent their rage at councillors and Home Office

    "You're a fucking disgrace!" Crowborough tells local council and Home Office Villagers burst out in fury at meeting with local councillors and Home Office Democracy was in full swing at Crowborough Community Centre in the village of Crowborough, East Sussex, as local residents voiced their...
  13. Blackleaf

    Asylum seeker sentenced to minimum of 29 years

    Rhiannon Whyte's mother says Prime Minister Keir Starmer has "blood on his hands" for allowing on Rhiannon's killer illegally and calls for the return of the death penalty...
  14. Blackleaf

    Asylum seeker sentenced to minimum of 29 years

    CCTV footage shows Deng Chol Majek hours before he murdered an innocent hotel worker. Majek, a Sudanese, brutally stabbed Rhiannon Whyte, 27, nineteen times in the head with a screwdriver just hours after illegally entering Britain by a small boat from France. Rhiannon's family described Majek...
  15. Blackleaf

    Asylum seeker sentenced to minimum of 29 years

    An asylum seeker has been sentenced to a minimum of 29 years with no possibility of parole for stabbing a hotel worker to death at a train station in the West Midlands. Deng Chol Majek stabbed Rhiannon Skye Whyte, 27, in the head 19 times with a screwdriver, and 23 times in total, in October...
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    Royal Navy Wildcat fends off suspicious Russian ship

    Britain's Wildcat helicopters show off their awesome array of firepower off the coast of allied nation Norway. The powerful choppers are perfect for seeing off - or destroying - enemy or suspicious ships off the British coast. It's no wonder the Russian ship ran away...
  17. Blackleaf

    Royal Navy Wildcat fends off suspicious Russian ship

    A Royal Navy Wildcat attack helicopter was all that was needed to rid a suspicious Russian ship anchoring off the British coast. The Russian ship Sinegorsk anchored over telecommunications cables in the Bristol Channel between England and Wales. It was last known to be in port at Archangelsk...
  18. Blackleaf

    British economy set to overtake Germany and Japan by 2040

    Britain's economy is forecast to overtake not just that of Germany but also of Japan by 2040 to become the world's 5th-largest economy. In the coming years Britain is predicted to pull well ahead of her neighbours France and Italy. By 2040 Britain will have the world's fifth largest economy...
  19. Blackleaf

    What are you listening to right now?

    Priest - "The Cross" The Swedish band make dark electro-rock and can be seen as Sweden's equivalent of Britain's Depeche Mode. Strange fact: Whilst Swedish is the native language of Sweden 90% of Swedes can also speak English, so Sweden can - almost - be considered to be an English-speaking...
  20. Blackleaf

    What are you listening to right now?

    Baltimora - "Tarzan Boy" (1985) The Italian-British pop band had a No3 UK hit with this in the year Greenland left the EU (which Britain would end up.doing in January 2020), Japan became the first country after the USA and USSR to launch a deep-space probe, the Nintendo games console is...