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  1. 55Mercury

    Hamas attacks Israel

    I bet chat gpt would give a different twist to the a.i.'s snackbar
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    Canadian Queen

    lol have her come to Barrie Ontario and I will personally have her publicly drawn and quartered. it will be good practise for when doctor faux-chi comes to town! :?D
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    Hamas attacks Israel

    yeah yeah yeah at least it's something I can manage wielding a pitchfork with trick knee. twist and shout "DEATH TO TERRORISTS!" and "ALLAH FUCKING SNACKBAR"
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    Hamas attacks Israel

    what's that one that Big Bird does? the Bird Dance? lol what part of my demeanour screams Latinks to you?
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    Hamas attacks Israel

    you got any hellfire rain dances?
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    Hamas attacks Israel

    we should be dancing in the streets that our national carrier has made a correct choice for once.
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    King Charles III coins show his love for nature

    2 bees or not 2 bees? how many turds could a turd chuck chuck if a turd chuck could chuck turds?
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    “Wokeness” in Canada and elsewhere…

    ok, I'm stumped! (yeah yeah, nothing new) Lawyers For Genital Accuracy? :?P
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    “Wokeness” in Canada and elsewhere…

    is gendercide a word yet?
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    Canadian Queen

    and neither did da-dildo didulo, de-dildo, dildo wetf sure this isn't some spoof from this orgasm has 22 strokes?
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    It's Climate Change I tell'ya!! IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE!!

    never seen colours more vibrant
  12. 55Mercury

    The Politics of Poutine

    Happy Cannayjun Thanksgiving, y'all! THANKSGIVING POUTINE! Poutine topped with popcorn Turkey and Newfie dressing then drizzled with a delicious house cranberry sauce, or on the side.
  13. 55Mercury

    Donald Trump Announces 2016 White House Bid

    ^how to say absolutely nothing in 150 words or less. submit with your resume to CNN for a job.
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    The Politics of Poutine

    some dogs gotta circle 3 times before they can sit :?P
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    The Politics of Poutine

    hmm seems I'm a bit remiss in keeping up my end of things here. forgive me. forgive me. as atonement for gravy sins I offer up the following in penitence: STINGER is back! This is a traditional poutine topped with popcorn chicken, then drizzled with stinger sauce (it’s been sitting for 3...
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    X

    maybe Elon just can't pick one twiXt the other seems 'twiXt' could be the more appropriate title
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    Scheer going to India to 'repair' relationship after 'disastrous' Trudeau trip

    looks like they can't come right out with anything... (so they should've kept a lid on it, but... dramaqueenturdhole) ...or their info source will be the next victim.
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    Jeepers!

    I had no idea the OPP were on loan to Nova Scotia, and... is that real money they're paying them with?
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    Russia's 'sexiest poker player' killed by electrical shock

    I wonder how her life impacted the price of eggs in China.
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    Black Lives Matter-Ugliness of Racism.

    nyyyaaahhh I dunno it's one thing when they're on company time, but dood... he was off doody!