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Mowich, that damn ESPN ain't showing the Riders' season opener against the Lions. Not on the idiot box, not on the computer. Punks. Jerks. Morons. Let me know how it goes, OK?

Well, it's been a blast. Last night in the quarterfinals, the USA beat Ecuador 2-1 in a brutal match. But it was a Pyrrhic victory. Bobby Wood and Bedoya will be suspended for the semi-final due to two yellow cards in two games, and Jermaine Jones will be suspended due to a red card. Which...

LONDON — A rising star in Britain’s Parliament was shot and stabbed to death Thursday in an attack that stunned the nation and brought the country’s European Union referendum campaign to an abrupt halt just a week before the vote. The killing was of the sort that has become all too common...

Gather around the fire, my young warriors, and I will tell you of how hockey came to be. In the time of our grandfathers' grandfathers' grandfathers, when the Second Nations were still new to the land, in a place our people call Eetchimakapeliahowkahtinnawannadrinka, which means "Damn, this...

"The shooter was a mentally and morally deficient loser. Everybody's glad the SWAT team saved the state the cost of a trial. He'll be buried in a landfill somewhere, and forgotten." Instead, the meeja is intent on sending the message "Hey, worthless asswits! Wanna be famous?"

Yep, today's the day! Froehe Geburtstag, Herr Drumpf!

In the Euro championship, mighty England crushed Russia 1-1 yesterday, on its way to an inevitable 86th consecutive Euro championship. A reporter caught up with famed half-forward Basil Lagerlout vomiting in a gutter on Buggery Street in London's trendy Cesspit district, and asked him for a...

Sarah Palin assails Obama for Hiroshima visit By Philip Rucker May 27 SAN DIEGO – Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican vice-presidential nominee, savaged President Obama here Friday for what she termed his “apology lap” in Hiroshima, a Japanese city destroyed by a U.S. atomic bomb during...

There's no sign of racism here. There are no racists in the U.S., except black people who abuse poor, oppressed white men. This is just a case of boys-will-be-boys horseplay. White high school football players in Idaho charged with raping black, disabled teammate with a coat hanger...

Nine in 10 Native Americans say they are not offended by the Washington Redskins name, according to a new Washington Post poll that shows how few ordinary Indians have been persuaded by a national movement to change the football team’s moniker. The survey of 504 people in every state and the...

Well, kids, I just got back from Europe, and I tell ya, it's worse than the Old Stock Canadians' wet dreams. No fish and chips. No Jaegerschnitzel. Not a single store without the "Halal Meats" sign. Restaurants serve only kebabs, falafel, and pizza (halal, of course). Lines of young Arab...

Obama can appoint Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court if the Senate does nothing By Gregory L. Diskant April 8 On Nov. 12, 1975, while I was serving as a clerk to Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall, Justice William O. Douglas resigned. On Nov. 28, President Gerald R. Ford nominated...

G20 class-action lawsuits against Toronto police over 'kettling' get go-ahead First class actions involving group arrests to be certified in Ontario More than 1,000 people arrested in large groups and held in "inhumane conditions" at a makeshift detention centre during the 2010 G20 summit in...

That's my new campaign. Because, face it, people, they really don't. Just something for folks to piss and moan about. Where was BLM when Freddy Gray was growing up alone and adrift? How many police funerals have the Bern, Ted, Dumb Donald, and Hillary, all put together, attended? Nobody...

American space firm Blue Origin successfully completed the third launch and vertical landing of its reusable New Shepard rocket on Saturday, company founder and Internet entrepreneur Jeff Bezos said. "Flawless BE-3 restart and perfect booster landing," tweeted Bezos, referring to the BE-3 engine...

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Real shame. I woulda voted for him. Said something interesting on the way out, though. Reminded me of CanCon. “My whole life I’ve been told being humble is a virtue, and now being humble is a weakness and being vain and self-absorbed is somehow a virtue,” he said. “My whole life I’ve been...

Fair's fair, enit? Two-year-old calls 911 with wardrobe emergency, kindly deputy helps her put her pants on By Sarah Kaplan March 4 Look, getting dressed is hard. There are the “nothing in my closet looks good” mornings. The “it’s freezing outside but my office is a sauna and I don’t...

Today they'll be voting for party candidates in 13 states. In each party, there's about 2500 delegates, so you need about 1250. A mite over 600 Republican delegates are up for grabs today, and about 880 Democrats. So it's a big day. I do promise it'll be ugly and silly.

After you weed through the crap, basically Obama promised the government will do little or nothing for the next year. The Republicans agreed. Finally, I policy I can get behind!