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    Ex-UKIP leader Nigel Farage calls for burka ban

    Nigel Farage, the former leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP), a political party whose main aim is to withdraw Britain from the EU, has called for Britain to ban the burka. Lord Pearson has now taken over as UKIP's leader, but Farage still heads UKIP's 13 MPs which the...
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    Striker brought down to Earth by oppositios manager's boot

    For any teams who are playing Bristol City this season, I think it's wise to not celebrate a goal anywhere near their manager. Bristol City were up against Cardiff City in the FA Cup, 3rd Round, on Tuesday night at Bristol City's Ashton Gate stadium. After Michael Chopra put Cardiff City 1-0...
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    Prince William rounds off first day of New Zealand tour with Maori Sunday dinner

    Prince William today completed his first day of his tour of New Zealand. Today was the future king's first day of a five-day trip to the British colony (it gained independence from Britain in 1907, but we still know that Britain's in the saddle). The prince - who is still training to be a...
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    Downing Street sign expected to raise thousands as it goes under the hammer

    A sign bearing the name of Britain's most famous address is expected to fetch thousands when it goes under the hammer. The 19th century cast iron Downing Street sign was previewed today at Bonhams auctioneers in central London ahead of its sale next Wednesday. It is estimated to fetch...
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    Castaways:from Alexander Selkirk to Ernest Shackleton

    Probably the most famous castaway of all time was Alexander Selkirk (1676-1721), the Scotsman who was marooned on an uninhabited desert island for four years in the early 18th Century. In 1704, Selkirk was navigating an English galley (Scotland would not join the Union until 1707), the Cinque...
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    What on Earth was that? Mystery space object whizzes past our planet

    Scientists have been left puzzled after a mystery object today whizzed past our planet. It made its closest pass at 1.46pm British time today, passing just 76,000 miles away, just a third of the distance to the Moon. Italian scientists said it may have been a piece of space junk - there are...
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    Britain's Goat Talent: Meet Darren the waving bovine

    Never mind an overweight, middle-aged Scottish woman. Meet Darren the goat. In most cases Darren is a normal goat - except that he can wave. Unlike Susan Boyle, Darren doesn't need to go on Britain's GOAT Talent to find fame, as he's a YouTube star already, with tens of thousands watching him...
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    'Stupid' motorist who drove for half-a-MILE down an ice-covered canal facing court

    Some people are so stupid that they either need to be locked up for their, or other people's, safety or be given a lethal injection to remove them from the gene pool. Two men, along with their dog (who is blameless in the affair), decided it would be fun to drive for half a mile along a frozen...
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    Dog taught English before being re-homed... because he only understands Polish

    When Cent the Border Coillie was handed into to an animal shelter in Oldham, Lancashire, staff faced an unusual problem - teaching him English. The staff were puzzled why Cent did not respond to commands. The dog had been owned by a Polish family who only spoke to it in Polish, so it turns out...
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    Treachery: What really brought down King Richard III

    King Richard III has gone down in English history as a bit of a villain. When Richard's brother, Edward IV, died in 1483 his young son, Edward, became Edward V. But because Edward was just a child, his uncle Richard was named as England's Protector. But Richard had Edward V and his younger...
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    France as best place to live? I'd rather live in Ed Balls's pantry

    Britain has been ranked a paltry 25th in the world for quality of life, lower than countries such as Czech Republic, Hungary and Lithuania. It's bottom of the pile in Europe, despite having won the War (but not, it seems, the peace). But that doesn't matter too much as the rankings aren't...
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    Britain faces bill of £7bn to bail out Greece if eurozone crisis continues

    Ahh, it's so great that Britain is a member of the EU (not). Britain faces a bill of £7 billion to bail out Greece, the Eurozone member worst hit by the economic crisis, despite the fact that Britain is not a member of the Eurozone and despite the fact that Greece's problems arose BECAUSE it...
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    Mandelson to run the Jubilee? God save the Queen!

    The straight-talking columnist Richard Littlejohn continues his war against Political Correctness, Climate Change believers, Islamofascists, Elf'n'Safety, politicians and other scourges of modern Britain. In this article he takes on Business Secretary Lord Mandelson, Elf N Safety Nazis who...
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    The 20 year mini ice age starts here

    As Britain shivers in its coldest winter for 30 years, and much of the rest of the Northern Hemisphere, even as far south as Cuba, also shivers in a colder than usual winter, could this be the start of a trend of cooling weather likely to last for 20 to 30 years? That's what some of the...
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    Sunday Mirror journalist Rupert Hamer has been killed in Afghanistan

    The Sunday Mirror's defence correspondent, Rupert Hamer, has become the first British journalist to be killed in Afghanistan. The reporter's photographer, Philip Coburn, was seriously injured in the blast. A US Marine and an Afghan soldier were also killed. Hamer and Coburn were...
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    Great Brrritain: Army put on standby as Met Office warns of another 8 inches of snow

    The Army has been put on standby as Britain's Big Freeze continues. It is the coldest winter in England and Wales since 1981 and the coldest in Scotland for 60 years. Another eight inches of snow has been predicted for today and tomorrow, causing more travel disruption. In Kent, police said...
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    England remain 1-0 up in Series after drawing by the skin of their teeth

    England have remained 1-0 up in the Series against South Africa after drawing by the skin of their teeth in Cape Town. Today was the fifth day of the Third Test between the two sides. England needed a miracle to win. In the First Innings, England scored 273 in reply to South Africa's 291...
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    Royal Society: Celebrating the 350th anniversary of the birth of modern science

    1660 was a momentous year in English history. That was the year in which, amid great rejoicing, the Monarchy was restored by the coming to the Throne of King Charles II after several years of England being a tyrannical republic as a consequence of the Royalists losing the English Civil War. This...
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    Captured on canvas: Broken-nosed Prince Harry and Prince William with added curls

    A new portrait of BOTH Prince William and Prince Harry was unveiled yesterday. It is the first portrait of the royal brothers in which they have posed formally for the artist. The Princes, both of whom serve in the Armed Forces, are both in their Household Cavalry uniforms sporting Queen's...
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    Doctor Who is accused of being "gingerist."

    Doctor Who has been accused of being "gingerist" because of comments made by the new Doctor. The new Doctor, played by Matt Smith, is seen looking at his new head of hair and saying: "Still not ginger" after regenerating from David Tennant. The BBC has received 143 complaints, but it says...