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    Labour to axe House Of Lords for 'people's senate'

    The British Government has drawn up plans to axe the House of Lords and replace it with an elected "senate" (though let's not hope it acquires that horribly republican name). Justice Secretary Jack Straw wants to kick out the 704 peers - 92 of whom are hereditary - and replace them with 300...
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    The site of the 1471 Battle of Barnet may be mile north of accepted site

    It may have been one of the most important, and famous, battles in English history. The trouble is, there is now controversy over where it actually took place. The Wars of the Roses was a complex English civil war fought between two branches of the Plantagenet royal dynasty, the House of...
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    Chief exorcist says the Devil is in Vatican

    The Vatican's chief exorcist says that the Devil is lurking at the very heart of the Roman Catholic Church and that he has been attacking the Holy See. Father Gabriele Amorth, who believes people who are possessed by Satan vomit shards of glass and pieces of iron, says that the Christmas Eve...
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    What to do when a Taliban hand grenade falls at your feet? Throw it back.

    What do you do when an enemy hand grenade falls at your feet? Just pick it up and throw it back, in the best traditions of the British Army. When the 3rd Batallion The Rifles came under fire in Afghanistan, a Taliban grenade landed at the feet of Rifleman McKie. Rifleman McKie, a New...
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    Dog is hit by bus, gets stuck under wheels, but emerges unscathed

    Chloe the hapless Dalmatian was taking her daily stroll along the busy streets of a metropolis with her owner when she saw another dog across the road. Wanting to meet the dog, she slipped her leash and started running across the road. To her owner's horror, she was then hit by a double decker...
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    Bank worker saved from fire by divine intervention finds Jesus in his frying pan

    A bank worker believed he was saved by divine intervention when he was "miraculously" awoken to find his lounge filled with smoke. Toby Elles, from Salford, Greater Manchester, had left a frying pan on the hob. But when he scraped the charcoaled remains of bacon from his frying he saw an image...
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    Argentina's football fans 'plan to fight English supporters' at World Cup

    Argie football hooligans are planning on causing trouble at this year's World Cup by targeting English fans. The English will be the second largest contingent of fans after the South Africans, and the Argies are planning on targeting them as tensions rise over the Falkland Islands. Over 300...
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    The 2010 General Election? It could be like the Rumble in the Jungle

    The world's oldest surviving democracy cranks into action again this year, with the upcoming General Election. It was thought the election may take place in May, but there's speculation that the Prime Minister may decide to hold in in April, which would make it the earliest General Election...
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    SAS suffers worst combat since the Second World War

    The War in Afghanistan has caused the worst blow to the fighting strength of Britain special forces since 1945. 12 members have been killed in Afghanistan, and 70 seriously wounded. Since 2007, the SAS and SBS have conducted hundreds of operations against the Taliban. SAS in Afghanistan...
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    Britain's 'big cat X files' revealed

    For decades, there have been legends that big cats have been spotted roaming the British countryside. Many people have dismissed such reports, but now the head of a Government agency responsible for investigating such incidents has declared that he believes these mysterious creatures DO indeed...
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    James Bulger killer recalled to prison over child porn offences

    In 1993, Britain was revulsed by the murder of Liverpool two-year-old James Bulger. What made the murder even more shocking was that his two killers, Jon Venables and Robert Thompson, were just 10-years-old. On 12th February 1993, Venables and Thompson abducted James from the Strand Shopping...
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    Founders of British obstetrics 'were callous murderers'

    For over 250 years, they have commanded respect from doctors. But were the founders of British obstretics, William Hunter and William Smellie, really serial killers? The Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine(JRSM) claims that they were. A detailed historical study accuses the doctors of...
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    They sphinx it's tall over. It is now!

    Despite this being only a meaningless friendly, over 80,000 packed Wembley last night to watch the Three Lions take on the Pharaohs. England manager Fabio Capello believes all North African teams play in a very similar way, and so he arranged last night's friendly against Egypt so his side...
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    Mysterious snake appears in painting of Queen Elizabeth I

    A mysterious image of a coiled snake has appeared in a 16th century painting of Queen Elizabeth I. In the portrait, the Queen originally clasped the serpent in her fingers. But the serpent was eventually painted over to show a bunch of roses. Deterioration over the years has meant that the...
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    The day South Africa's imperialist president dined with the "old imperialists"

    The day South Africa's imperialist president dined with the "old imperialists" South Africa's polygamous president, Jacob Zuma, arrived in Britain last night for his state visit. Hours before meeting and dining with the Queen at Buckingham Palace the president who has five wives, a love child...
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    The dramatic moment a suspect leapt from a window... straight into the arms of police

    A drug suspect thought he would leap from a window when the cops came. But after doing so, he landed straight into the arms of a couple of cops. But he still managed to wriggle free and make a dash for freedom until he was eventually wrestled to the ground. The incident happened on Tuesday...
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    Union flag banned over health and safety

    Health and Safety is often used as an excuse to ban something because of politically correct reasons. This is true over the banning of the Union flag over a building in Britain's oldest town. A council - which, not suprisingly, is run by the Liberal Democrats -has banned the British national...
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    Paul Collingwood leads England to victory in first ODI against Bangladesh

    The England and Bangladesh cricket teams are going to see quite a lot of each other over the next few weeks. Today was the first One Day International between the two, and it will be followed by the second ODI on 2nd March followed by the third ODI on 5th March. A couple of days later, both...
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    Prince Harry WILL fly Apaches after all despite claim he doesn't have brain capacity

    He's often been mocked for not being the brightest of people, but you can't fault Prince Harry for wanting to his duty for his country. Prince Charles's younger son, 25, is currently learning to fly with the Army Air Corps, the British Army's aviation branch, and he once said he doesn't have...
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    Queen's Privy Counsellor: Meddling Charles is unfit to be a king

    Prince Charles is unfit to be king because of his political interference, says a member of the Queen's Privy Council. Joyce Quin, a Labour peer, says Charles’s activities ‘verge on the grotesque’ and ‘will need to be curbed if he is to undertake the duties of a monarch’. Charles - who has...