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Simon Smith was walking down Gun Street in Reading, Berkshire, when he got hit by a purple double-decker bus. But Simon is British so, rather than letting a little thing like being hit by a double-decker bus get him down, he merely got up and walked into The Purple Turtle pub:

Once again, the Remain camp has overplayed its hand. First, it lost the referendum – which it just might have won – 
by insulting the intelligence of the people with a scare campaign so hysterical that it became, to the splendidly laconic British voter, risible. Apparently having learnt...

A family stranded in the Scottish Highlands have been rescued by the "Hogwarts Express" steam train. Jon and Helen Cluett and their four young children were staying at a remote bothy (a small hut or cottage) in Lochaber when their canoe was swept away by a swollen river. Facing a long walk...

In January 2014, when Romanians and Bulgarians were granted free movement into Britain seven years after their countries joined the EU, MigrationWatch, Ukip and others warned that this would lead to Britain being swamped by immigrants from those countries. Cue the attacks from assorted lefties...

A guitar signed by Ozzy Osbourne has raised £1,000 at a fundraising night for a hospice. It was donated to the hospice in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, by the Black Sabbath singer and his wife Sharon. The event was organised by Mark Campbell, whose father Ian is being supported by the...

The first scheduled commercial airline service to the remote British island of St Helena in the south Atlantic has touched down safely. The virgin flight, an SA Airlink service from South Africa, ends the island's long-standing reliance on a ship which sailed every three weeks. It is...

From playing polo and riding in a fixed race to bravely riding into battles where comrades died - a new book documents how horses played a huge part in Winston Churchill's life... From feeble horseman to African hero: How Winston Churchill threw himself into riding to face down the...

So now we know. The BBC hates Brexit so much it has four times more pro-EU guests on its flagship politics shows than those who voted Leave. Unsurprisingly, this important piece of research — published yesterday in The Sun — triggered a hissy fit by our publicly-funded national broadcaster...

Jodrell Bank Observatory has been selected as the latest UK candidate for World Heritage status. The site, in Cheshire, is home to the famous Lovell Telescope, which was completed in 1957. If the bid is successful, it would join the likes of Stonehenge and the Taj Mahal on the Unesco list of...

Spain believes Brexit negotiations are a new chance to reverse the international treaty of 1713 which, after its capture, ceded Gibraltar to Britain ‘in perpetuity’. Ever since, the Spanish have used every possible ploy to regain the contentious three-mile-long rocky peninsula that...

An angler had to be resuscitated after accidentally swallowing a fish he had just caught. The man was kissing the Dover sole in celebration of his catch when the six-inch (14cm) fish wriggled out of his hand and jumped into his mouth, a friend said. Dover sole 'jumps' down angler's throat...

A UK-assembled satellite is set to go into orbit shortly to monitor air quality around the globe. Its Dutch-designed instrument will make daily maps of polluting gases and particles known to be harmful to health. Called Sentinel-5P, the spacecraft is a contribution to the EU's Copernicus...

Jeremy, the famous left-coiled snail whose search for love sparked a media sensation, has died. However, his legacy will live on as, shortly before he died, his "lefty" mate Tomeu had young. The "one in a million" snail died on Wednesday, the University of Nottingham said. Jeremy the 'lefty'...

A market stall holder has been banned from having a stand in a town centre because she was selling 'offensive' Knights Templar coffee mugs. Tina Gayle has been prohibited from having a stall in Loughborough Market after someone complained about the mugs. She said the complainant had told...

How can there be an amicable union between the EU’s nation states if some of those nations are themselves deeply divided and fractious, as is plainly the case with Catalonia and Spain? Here is a region of largely Catalan-speaking people who regard themselves as culturally distinct. A...

Throughout her 65-year reign, she has regarded it as her most sacred duty. But next month, for the first time, the Queen will attend Britain’s Remembrance Sunday commemorations as a spectator. Buckingham Palace has announced that she will watch the traditional 11am service at the Cenotaph...