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    Study examines best way for aliens to contact Earth

    Well, first make your self a nice, pointy hat out of aluminum foil.
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    Study examines best way for aliens to contact Earth

    If they're booted off as spammers, they move on in search of intelligent life.
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    Study examines best way for aliens to contact Earth

    Maybe, their first contact procedure is to log on to an internet forum as a new user.
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    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    That plate is almost exactly what I had for supper, last night. The only thing missing is to the Grace hot sauce. That plate is almost exactly what I had for supper, last night. The only thing missing is to the Grace hot sauce and cold beer.
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    Cold fusion

    Do you use any Polywater in your experiment? Would you like to purchase some?
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    I'll Miss The Glaciers

    You will miss all if the water that is stored in those glaciers.
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    Alaska aquarium using seawater for heat

    Really? It burns that well, eh?
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    Global Warming: still the ‘Greatest Scam in History’

    I'd rather have Schmoos running around.
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    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    Ex-serviceman, right?
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    Maple bacon breakfast pie

    Do you serve it with a cardiac needle?
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    mac & cheese recipe

    p.s. The older the cheddar, the better the result!
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    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    Will we hear you screaming in the little room in a few hours?
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    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    Should cover up the smell of old socks.
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    GE Building on Boston Waterfront

    They don't seem to manufacture consumer goods, anymore. They get stuff private labelled for them in Korea, China. l suppose that they may still make big stuff like jet engines, turbines, dodgy reactors but not consumer goods, anymore.
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    GE Building on Boston Waterfront

    GE ... GE ... They used to make light bulbs and appliances, didn't they? Not sure what they do now.
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    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    Yeah. Me too.
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    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    Our dinner tonight is tacos and beer. Si. I pronounce them the way that I see them ... "taa-cohs" but I am constantly being reminded by my spouse that the proper pronounciation is the Kipper "TAWW-COHS". I have suggested to her that no Tex or Mex walking this earth would put on an affectation...
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    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    Are you sure that those aren't sold as portable crematoria?
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    DiCaprio nearly killed by climate change in Calgary

    People who come from MB have played a flat-as-a-board game.
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    Black holes are scientific fictions.

    ...maybe ... We still have a long way to go. The Earth's population has tripled in my lifetime and that is not very long. It will double again before it levels off. We are they modern equivalent of the Trilobite.