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    Fish Head Soup for Lunch-pics

    That's how we render the mercury out of the salmon that we catch on Lake Ontario.
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    Scientists Discover Process to Turn CO2 Into Ethanol

    Ummmm. fizzy booze. I think that they're on to sonething!
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    Mom says marijuana was in daughter's Wendy's french fries

    I'll have to check the menu board for the "Nickel Bag of Fries" the next time that I'm in the drive through.
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    Carnegie Delicatessen closing

    ... a p1ssed, Yankee troll ... what a sight!
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    Carnegie Delicatessen closing

    Okie poetry! It's the Ripple Wine talking, ain't it?
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    Carnegie Delicatessen closing

    What are you prattling on about, now? Isn't there a mass shooting or something going on nearby you today to keep you amused?
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    Carnegie Delicatessen closing

    Please. American ignorance is already legendary all around the planet. Do yourself a favour ...
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    Carnegie Delicatessen closing

    ... the best one in this country ... The Montreal Hebrew Delicatessen a.k.a Shwartz's Schwartz's - Montreal Hebrew Delicatessen - A Montreal Tradition Since 1928 ... no cheeseburgers where they keep kosher.
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    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    Census taker and fava beans with Chianti.
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    Tea From Russia Came

    Of course you do.
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    Tea From Russia Came

    ... and in recent years, they've stopped shooting down those airliners over Sakhalin Island
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    Stephen Hawking warns we ‘should be wary of answering’ aliens

    The Fukowies ...
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    Tea From Russia Came

    She shoots ferrys daid, up thar!
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    Stephen Hawking warns we ‘should be wary of answering’ aliens

    They might view us the same way that we look at pigs, cattle, chickens ...
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    Stephen Hawking warns we ‘should be wary of answering’ aliens

    No Hopi?
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    Stephen Hawking warns we ‘should be wary of answering’ aliens

    We'll build a wall out in the Kuiper Belt and make the Reptilians pay for it!
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    Members only: Woman makes sculptures of *****es of former lovers

    Well, of course!
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    Members only: Woman makes sculptures of *****es of former lovers

    We'll withold our judgement on Yanks until after the November elections.
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    Stephen Hawking warns we ‘should be wary of answering’ aliens

    Well, Angsrom thinks that Steven Hawking is "not too bright" Drinky-poo time.
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    Stephen Hawking warns we ‘should be wary of answering’ aliens

    I would like to know what the Beothuk word for "sailing ship" is but, .... you know ... Probably. They're watching Elly Mae's critters swimming in the seement pond, fifty light years out.
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