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"From the "Gator Gay Straight Alliance" comes this biting bit of satire around the so-called logic of the opposition to gay marriage: 1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. 2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children...

Airbus had the official unveiling of the A380 - a double-decker monster jet that carries over 500 passengers and is capable of up to 800. The version being purchased by Virgin Airlines will include private double-beds and a small casino, in First Class. Boeing, on the other hand, is betting on...

- My glasses (can't read the screen with them on). - Half a jar of Planter's Dry Roasted peanuts, half a bag of "sour" Maynard's Wine-Gums. - Two phone books; one local, one the town I used to live in and where my parents still are. - Rand-McNally North American road atlas - when I hear of a...

You might be interested in this: "Sunday, January 16, 2005 Posted: 7:16 PM EST (0016 GMT) LITTLETON, Colorado (AP) -- A dentist found the source of the toothache Patrick Lawler was complaining about on the roof of his mouth -- a four-inch (10-centimeter) nail the construction worker had...

http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~11676~2606736,00.html

Here's my plan to end the red-blue rift Dave Barry I thought that in today's column I would heal the nation. The nation suffered a wound during the recent presidential election as a result of the rift between the red states - defined as "states where 'foreign cuisine' pretty much means Pizza...

And for the "other side"

Anyone else got some choice political quotes?

Even Rock Stars should have a lawyer watch their operations - It'll bite you in the ass, even 25 years later. http://edition.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/26/pinkfloyd.wall.reut/index.html

http://www.mytelus.com/sports/article.do?pageID=sports_home&articleID=1777383 (Shouldn't she change her name to Mianne Nobagger? :3some: )

http://www.mytelus.com/news/article.do?pageID=canada_home&articleID=1777012 Only 18 and a half million to go.....

Looks like Alzheimers is setting in.... Today I was preparing Sweet'n'Sour Chicken; fried the coated chicken pieces in oil and then because oil stinks up the house, I decided to put the pot of hot oil out on the barbeque to cool. (temps around here have been about like your fridge for weeks...

I'm new here, so I hope this hasnt been posted somewhere else. http://www.countryjoe.com/cakewalk.ram It's by Bruce Barthol, who was a member of Country Joe and the Fish (now THATS going back a ways!). [edit] After doing some more digging, it appears it may be by the ENTIRE original Fish...