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The Battle Hymn of the Republicans Mine eyes have seen the bungling of the stumbling moron Bush; He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push; He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush; The Doofus marches on. I have heard him butcher syntax like a...

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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20051108.waffy1108/BNStory/National/?page=rss&id=RTGAM.20051108.waffy1108 Things could get a bit hairier now.

For anyone who has ever done woodworking, worked on cars, boats, airplanes, and/or handled tools of any kind! DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room...

Some of you may not be familiar with what has been called "Funny Money" or "Monopoly Money", but our bills have long very been ornate as well as colour-coded, by denomination. However, due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen n the USA and...

This is a bit dated, but the first I heard of it was on Global National, tonight. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A2576-2005Mar2.html

And beyond expectations.... some lucky SOB (yes, just one) in Alberta, Saskatchewan or Manitoba is richer by $54 Million! If it was YOU, Rev - I at least want a 40 of Alberta Springs out of it.... :wink:

Steel yourself, bud......

hmmm....

"Car White-Water Kayaking" ? ? ? (It's another one of those that can take a couple minutes to D/L, and in little bits - you'll want to see it all at once, so let it load, and open another window in the meantime.) http://www.photonlabs.dk/jokes/cooldriver.html

Lakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in business we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following: 1. Buy a stronger whip. 2. Change riders. 3. Say things like "This is the way we always...

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article321133.ece Man, it's gonna hit the fan, if this turns out to be true. [edit] Ooops - looks like this is already covered in another thread; sorry.

I ain't puttin' it in Fun and Jokes - ain't feckin' funny! Just damn glad I wasn't in this show... http://www.photonlabs.dk/jokes/extremelanding.html Took me several moments to load - I'm not on true high-speed - LET IT LOAD ITSELF AND OPEN ANOTHER WINDOW IN THE MEANTIME! - YOU WANT TO SEE...

After all, even a Grade-School student knows that Hitler got much bigger crowds....

Courtesy of Jose Rodriguez at the Calgary Sun: "Smoking is an ugly, vile vice. I should know, because I smoke. I am currently in between quitting and, God willing, one day I'll run out of excuses to light up. With that in mind, perhaps I have a tarnished view on the whole idea of allowing...

HUH? This Dumpster-Diver? I guess they musta heard that Keith Richards is tied up on the Stone's Tour, eh? :roll: :roll: :roll:

http://cnrp.ccnmatthews.com/client/enbridge/releaseen.jsp As reported in the Business Section of the weekend Vancouver Sun, Enbridge Inc. has made the FINAL decision to go ahead with the $4 Billion Petroleum and Condensate pipelines, from the oilfields of Alberta and B.C. to the Pacific coast...

I have tried to send you a PM about "the old site" three times, it keeps getting stuck in "Outbox" I have sent you an Email - hope your addy hasn't changed in the last several months. Mur

You work at the Mill, don't you? My wife works with a woman whose hubby is in the steam-plant. She was saying that he HATES working the night-shift on the Autumn time-change, because you work 13, but only get paid for the regular 12. ? ? ? How the Hell can they pull that off? If you worked 13...