Recent content by Hoof Hearted

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    My Name is Todd and I sell Sofas

    Correction... One of the strangest, most bizarre stories never to be told. A TragiCom for sure. I already sense I am going off of the deep end...just a matter of time.
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    My Name is Todd and I sell Sofas

    Every time I try to pen the tale, I get sucked back down the rabbit hole. But the truth is like cream...it will always rise to the top. For now, this will have to remain one of the greatest stories never told.
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    My Name is Todd and I sell Sofas

    I am Sofa King wee Todd Didd.
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    William Shatner blasts Sandie Rinaldo interview

    Shatner's a Rock-et-Man!!
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    You're soaking in it, Badge.
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    Scheer going to India to 'repair' relationship after 'disastrous' Trudeau trip

    OMG! MTV! KFC!!! A poster just reported my joke to the Moderator and it's been removed! Everyone thought I was serious!! LOL!
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    Scheer going to India to 'repair' relationship after 'disastrous' Trudeau trip

    I wrote this on my other forum. A guy thought I was serious and demanded I post a link to the story where Trudeau says this! You can't make this stuff up, folks!
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    Scheer going to India to 'repair' relationship after 'disastrous' Trudeau trip

    Newsflash Trudeau further alienates a billion people by calling Buddah a fat bastard.
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    1 Million March 4 Children

    Sounds like just about every thread on this forum.
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    1 Million March 4 Children

    And NEWSFLASH! Your kid didn't turn out gay because of any school curriculum. It's a genetic composition caused by you and your wife carrying that gay gene. So go march against your fuckin self.
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    1 Million March 4 Children

    I'm doing the math, and it just seems that 5th dentist doesn't recommend this march.
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    1 Million March 4 Children

    The fact is, nowhere near 1 million people are participating in this event. It's an outright lie from the get go, so why should we believe anything else these so-called saviours of our children are spewing from there gobs?
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    1 Million March 4 Children

    Seeing as each city is getting a turnout of a few hundred people to this paranoid farce, my question...Please name the over 3000 cities that are supposedly taking part in this event....totaling 1,000,000 people.